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Israel Daramola

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: A Meal Fit For A King

The Final Season Of ‘Barry’ Shot For The Stars

Music

Tina Turner Did Nothing Nice And Easy

Nikola Jokic Is The Best And Everyone Will Just Have To Accept It

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: Life Isn’t Nice, It’s Contingent

LeBron Cost The Lakers

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: America, You Flunked It

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: It’s All Just Money And Gossip

Lauren Theisen

David Roth

Vincent Mason aka P.A. Pasemaster Mase aka Maseo aka Plug Three, David Jude Jolicoeur aka Trugoy the Dove aka Dave aka Plug Two and Kevin Mercer aka Posdnuos aka Mercenary aka Plug Wonder Why aka Plug One of the hip hop trio De La Soul pose for a portrait in 1990.

Defector Music Club

‘De La Soul Is Dead’ Made Us Nostalgic For Skits And Samples

Arts And Culture

Cam’ron And Mase Argue About Sports Now, And It’s Working

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: Big, Big Shoes

John Mulaney Still Goes For The Laugh First

MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE - APRIL 19: Dillon Brooks #24 of the Memphis Grizzlies reacts against the Los Angeles Lakers during the second half of Game Two of the Western Conference First Round Playoffs at FedExForum on April 16, 2023 in Memphis, Tennessee. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. at FedExForum on April 19, 2023 in Memphis, Tennessee.

Dillon Brooks’s Wings Have Melted

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: Raised By Wolves

Tua Tagovailoa #1 of the Miami Dolphins looks on during pregame against the San Francisco 49ers at Levi's Stadium on December 04, 2022 in Santa Clara, California.

Tua Tagovailoa Feels He’s Less Prone To Brain Injury After “Learning How To Fall”

How Did Hip-Hop Media Get So Bad?

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: Strategic Refocus

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 05: Anthony Davis #3 and LeBron James #6 of the Los Angeles Lakers react from the bench during a 125-118 LA Clippers win at Crypto.com Arena on April 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

Getting Old Sucks

1824: Oxford undergraduates on a latenight drinking escapade. The original caption reads 'Oxford Transports or Albanians doing Penance for Past Offences'. Original Artwork: Drawn and engraved by Robet Cruikshank for 'The English Spy', 1824 (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Funbag

What Was The Worst Era To Attend College?

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: Something Everyone Knows, But Nobody Says

PORTLAND, OREGON - MARCH 27: Damian Lillard #0 of the Portland Trail Blazers reacts to a call during the second quarter against the New Orleans Pelicans at Moda Center on March 27, 2023 in Portland, Oregon. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Amanda Loman/Getty Images)

Dame Lillard, You Don’t Want To Be The Face Of This

The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: Raking Up A Whole Lot Of Bullshit For No Profit