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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
There Are No More Shitty Food Towns In America
713
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
222
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tennessee Titans
341
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Drew Magary
September 5, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Buffalo Bills
296
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Dallas Cowboys
372
Comments
Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
Podcasts
The Hater’s Guide To The 2022 College Football Season, With Eric Eager
50
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Drew Magary
September 1, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Arizona Cardinals
390
Comments
Drew Magary
September 1, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Las Vegas Raiders
332
Comments
Drew Magary
August 31, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New England Patriots
410
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Pittsburgh Steelers
468
Comments
Drew Magary
August 29, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Philadelphia Eagles
436
Comments
Drew Magary
August 26, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New Orleans Saints
323
Comments
Drew Magary
August 25, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Chargers
439
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2022
Funbag
Does Wilmer Flores Have The Worst Walk-Up Music In Baseball?
442
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Indianapolis Colts
394
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins
308
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Baltimore Ravens
384
Comments
Drew Magary
August 19, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns
400
Comments
Drew Magary
August 18, 2022
Podcasts
The Hater’s Guide To The 2022 Fantasy Football Season, With Andy Behrens
68
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Minnesota Vikings
369
Comments
Drew Magary
August 17, 2022
Funbag
If You Don’t Sell Large Pizzas, Fuck You
577
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Washington Commanders
367
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Seattle Seahawks
459
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Denver Broncos
431
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Drew Magary
August 12, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Atlanta Falcons
283
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Drew Magary
August 11, 2022
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