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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Elder Wisdom
I Am Now “Is This A Heart Attack?” Years Old
288
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Drew Magary
May 11, 2023
NFL
IMPORTANT: New NFL TV Rules Will Reduce My Mark Schlereth Risk Factor By 50 Percent
229
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Drew Magary
May 10, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Funbag
I Used To Be A Summer Crank
716
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Drew Magary
May 9, 2023
NFL
The Arizona Cardinals Are Still Intensely Fucking Weird
167
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Drew Magary
May 4, 2023
Funbag
Just Keep The Name Commanders And Be Done With It
726
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Drew Magary
May 2, 2023
Jamboroo
The Rookie Wage Scale Has Poisoned The NFL
404
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Drew Magary
April 27, 2023
Funbag
Who Are The Four Grimmest Men?
822
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Drew Magary
April 25, 2023
Funbag
This Stupid Oven Is The Juicero Of TV Dinners
724
Comments
Drew Magary
April 18, 2023
Funbag
Help! My Friend Uses A Separate Loofah Just For His Butthole!
576
Comments
Drew Magary
April 11, 2023
Elder Wisdom
A Lesson In Marital Free Association
213
Comments
Drew Magary
March 30, 2023
Funbag
Can I Stop Caring About My College Team?
682
Comments
Drew Magary
March 28, 2023
Underexplained Lists
Grains Of Rice, Ranked
346
Comments
Drew Magary
March 23, 2023
NFL
SnyderWatch: The Fucker Is Still Here
207
Comments
Drew Magary
March 23, 2023
Life Lessons
There Is A Coach In Me
158
Comments
Drew Magary
March 22, 2023
Funbag
A Half-Assed But Useful Guide To Visiting Washington, D.C.
660
Comments
Drew Magary
March 21, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Man Who Declares “There’s No ‘Us’ In ‘Me’” Has No Brain In Head
304
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Drew Magary
March 16, 2023
Animals
My Dog Has Messy Dingleberries. Is Wokeism To Blame?
186
Comments
Drew Magary
March 14, 2023
Funbag
What Crap Should My Teenager Have To Pay For?
809
Comments
Drew Magary
March 14, 2023
The Machines
Call These People By Their Proper Name: Fucking Dorks
414
Comments
Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
Funbag
Can I Throw Out My Husband’s Old Wrestling Dolls?
626
Comments
Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
Life Lessons
Scrabble Is Home
320
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Drew Magary
March 3, 2023
Journalismism
Axios Details Mike Wilbon’s Morning “Anti-Routine” So You Too Can Be A Productive Tool Like Mike Wilbon
283
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Drew Magary
February 28, 2023
Funbag
How I Hear Now
732
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Drew Magary
February 28, 2023
Funbag
Online Is What You Make Of It
728
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Drew Magary
February 21, 2023
Jamboroo
A Promise: I Will Use The NFL Offseason To Become An Even Worse Person
295
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Drew Magary
February 16, 2023
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