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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Media Meltdowns
Man Who Declares “There’s No ‘Us’ In ‘Me’” Has No Brain In Head
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Drew Magary
March 16, 2023
Animals
My Dog Has Messy Dingleberries. Is Wokeism To Blame?
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Drew Magary
March 14, 2023
Back In The Merch Store: Defector Pride Shirts
Check out Defector’s pride shirts, with artwork from Archie Bongiovanni and Mattie Lubchansky! As always, the shirts are made in America and printed by a union co-op.
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Funbag
What Crap Should My Teenager Have To Pay For?
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Drew Magary
March 14, 2023
The Machines
Call These People By Their Proper Name: Fucking Dorks
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Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
Funbag
Can I Throw Out My Husband’s Old Wrestling Dolls?
626
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Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
Life Lessons
Scrabble Is Home
320
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Drew Magary
March 3, 2023
Journalismism
Axios Details Mike Wilbon’s Morning “Anti-Routine” So You Too Can Be A Productive Tool Like Mike Wilbon
283
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Drew Magary
February 28, 2023
Funbag
How I Hear Now
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Drew Magary
February 28, 2023
Funbag
Online Is What You Make Of It
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Drew Magary
February 21, 2023
Jamboroo
A Promise: I Will Use The NFL Offseason To Become An Even Worse Person
295
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Drew Magary
February 16, 2023
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