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Drew Magary
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And Now, Rude Midseason Notes For Every NFL Team
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November 6, 2025
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Am I A Shitty Person For Using AI At Work?
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November 4, 2025
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Our Rich People Suck At Spending Money
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Drew Magary
October 30, 2025
Funbag
What’s The Weirdest Thing You Ever Received While Trick-Or-Treating?
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October 28, 2025
Jamboroo
This Is The Lowest Form Of Analytics And We Must Kill It
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Drew Magary
October 23, 2025
Funbag
‘The Postmortal,’ 90,000 Copies Later
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Drew Magary
October 21, 2025
Funbag
All Teams Should Be Ranked
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Drew Magary
October 14, 2025
Food
I Can’t Stop Thinking About This Salted Vietnamese Coffee
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Drew Magary
October 12, 2025
College Football
Everybody Hates Mike Lombardi
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Drew Magary
October 12, 2025
MLB
The Season Of The Prayer Face Is Upon Us
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Drew Magary
October 12, 2025
Jamboroo
How ‘Slow Horses’ Explains The World
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Drew Magary
October 9, 2025
Funbag
WARNING! The Worst Announcer In Pro Basketball Has Come For The NFL
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Drew Magary
October 7, 2025
Jamboroo
October Is The Stuff Of Life
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Drew Magary
October 2, 2025
Podcasts
Hunting For The Wettest Guys Of The MLB Playoffs, With Lauren Theisen
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Drew Magary
October 2, 2025
Funbag
What’s A Dollar Really Worth To These Ghouls?
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Drew Magary
September 30, 2025
Jamboroo
My Life As A Pharmaceutical-American
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Drew Magary
September 25, 2025
Funbag
Confessions Of A Cheeky Anglophile
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Drew Magary
September 23, 2025
Jamboroo
Scoreboard!
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Drew Magary
September 18, 2025
Funbag
Everything Is Getting Lost In The Fog
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2025
NFL
J.J. McCarthy Awful, Then A Hero, Then A Father, Then Awful Again, Then A Bust, Now Hurt
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2025
NFL
It Sucks To Watch Caleb Williams Suck
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2025
Funbag
The Critic Counts
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2025
Jamboroo
There Is Always An After
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
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