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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Miami Dolphins
265
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Pittsburgh Steelers
350
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2024
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Los Angeles Rams
350
Comments
Drew Magary
August 16, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Jacksonville Jaguars
398
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Drew Magary
August 14, 2024
Funbag
Annoying Kobe Worship Is Here To Stay
895
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Drew Magary
August 13, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Indianapolis Colts
358
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Drew Magary
August 12, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New Orleans Saints
250
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Denver Broncos
284
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Drew Magary
August 7, 2024
Funbag
What Summer Olympic Sport Is Best In Person?
528
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Minnesota Vikings
388
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New York Jets
343
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2024
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Chicago Bears
430
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Atlanta Falcons
334
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Drew Magary
August 1, 2024
Funbag
This Is The Most Photogenic Food In The World
536
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Drew Magary
July 30, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New York Giants
265
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Drew Magary
July 30, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Los Angeles Chargers
279
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Drew Magary
July 29, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Washington Commanders
269
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Drew Magary
July 24, 2024
Funbag
The Gerontocracy Loosened Its Death Grip
784
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Carolina Panthers
397
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2024
Dadfector
I Told My Kids I Peed In The Pool
170
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2024
Funbag
If No Wings I See, A Dragon It Not Be
825
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Drew Magary
July 16, 2024
Podcasts
Joe Biden Should GTFO, With Rohan Nadkarni
128
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Drew Magary
July 11, 2024
Funbag
The World Will Drown In Cheap Toys
545
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Drew Magary
July 9, 2024
Funbag
How I Became An All-Caps Fetishist
474
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Drew Magary
July 2, 2024
Funbag
It’s Never Too Late To Fall In Love With ‘Stop Making Sense’
613
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Drew Magary
June 25, 2024
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