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Drew Magary
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Pittsburgh Steelers
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Philadelphia Eagles
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2022
Defector's 5th Birthday Party Is On Sept. 10 In Brooklyn
Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New Orleans Saints
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Chargers
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2022
Funbag
Does Wilmer Flores Have The Worst Walk-Up Music In Baseball?
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Indianapolis Colts
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Baltimore Ravens
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cleveland Browns
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2022
Podcasts
The Hater’s Guide To The 2022 Fantasy Football Season, With Andy Behrens
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Minnesota Vikings
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2022
Funbag
If You Don’t Sell Large Pizzas, Fuck You
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Washington Commanders
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Seattle Seahawks
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Denver Broncos
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Drew Magary
August 12, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Atlanta Falcons
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Drew Magary
August 11, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Chicago Bears
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2022
Funbag
Help! I Love To Shit In The Nude!
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Carolina Panthers
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New York Giants
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Drew Magary
August 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New York Jets
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Houston Texans
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August 4, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Detroit Lions
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Drew Magary
August 3, 2022
Capital
Inside Hollywood’s Visual Effects Crisis
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Jacksonville Jaguars
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August 2, 2022
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