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Dan McQuade
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NBA
Local Car Dealer Catches Courtside Snooze During Sixers Playoff Win
176
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Dan McQuade
May 9, 2022
MLB
Phillies’ Ninth-Inning Choke Is Just The Latest, Biggest Indignity
80
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Dan McQuade
May 6, 2022
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
This Is So Stupid
Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face
124
Comments
Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
NBA
Doc Rivers And I Both Sound Terrified The Sixers Are Going To Choke
121
Comments
Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
Racing
The Trucks Got Stuck Together!
72
Comments
Dan McQuade
April 18, 2022
MLB
The Real Phillie Phanatic Is Back
92
Comments
Dan McQuade
April 8, 2022
College Basketball
Cue The Smoke Machine! La Salle Has Hired A 73-Year-Old Basketball Coach
75
Comments
Dan McQuade
April 5, 2022
College Basketball
Men’s College Basketball Isn’t Played In Quarters Because Some Coaches Got Upset In 1954
67
Comments
Dan McQuade
April 5, 2022
MLB
I Fixed The Fake Ty Cobb Statue At The Tigers’ Spring Training Stadium
89
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 31, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Losing Teams In The NCAA Tournament Should Get To Deface The Coca-Cola Logo
135
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 30, 2022
College Basketball
Shaheen Holloway Makes This Face A Lot
39
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 28, 2022
College Basketball
North Carolina Saw You Laughing. Who’s Laughing Now?
100
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 28, 2022
College Basketball
More Like Ain’t Peter’s
91
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 28, 2022
College Basketball
Holy Heck, Saint Peter’s Won Again
125
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 26, 2022
College Basketball
Can Saint Peter’s Really Keep This Going?
138
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 25, 2022
MLB
Phillies Defense Already In Midseason Form
95
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 21, 2022
Track And Field
Grant Holloway Is A Hurdler To Watch
52
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 21, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Requiem For A Pedaw Boat
195
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 17, 2022
NBA
Spencer Dinwiddie Doesn’t Look Like Dead Weight Anymore
39
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 17, 2022
Pro Wrestling
Scott Hall Knew The Value Of Losing
114
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 15, 2022
NBA
For Ben Simmons’s Return, Philadelphia Was Ready But The Sixers Weren’t
101
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 11, 2022
WNBA
WNBA Team Fined $500K For Not Making Its Players Fly Next To Schmucks Like You In Commercial
78
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 1, 2022
NBA
Ja Morant Is An Unhuman Highlight Reel Right Now
61
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 1, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Why The NFL Combine Should Be In My Backyard: A 1,000-Word Essay
150
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 1, 2022
Olympics
Why John Shuster Gave Up A Point
51
Comments
Dan McQuade
February 17, 2022
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