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Dan McQuade
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Life Lessons
I Got The COVID-19 Vaccine, Then I Tried To Figure Out Why
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Dan McQuade
January 5, 2021
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Today?
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Dan McQuade
January 3, 2021
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
NFL
Oh, God, Some Team Is Actually Going To Win The NFC East
96
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Dan McQuade
December 27, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Why Do Adam Schefter’s Links Look So Weird?
68
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Dan McQuade
December 27, 2020
NFL
Nobody Does Quarterback Controversies Like The Eagles
172
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Dan McQuade
December 21, 2020
Life Lessons
Is Drinking 40 Sips Of Water With Your Hand, Like A Cat, Every Morning “More Efficient” Than Using A Glass? An Investigation
166
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Dan McQuade
December 13, 2020
MLB
The Phillies Are Reportedly Looking To Get Worse
65
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Dan McQuade
December 6, 2020
NFL
Here Is The Totally Believable Way The Jets Lost
112
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Dan McQuade
December 6, 2020
NFL
Is It Ethical To Use A Fantasy Football Loophole To Start A Player Out Of Position?
103
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Dan McQuade
November 24, 2020
TV
Alex Trebek Was A Part Of Our Lives
123
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Dan McQuade
November 8, 2020
Politics
The Trump Presidency Ended Next To A Porno Shop
213
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Dan McQuade
November 8, 2020
NBA
What Could Daryl Morey And Elton Brand Possibly Have To Talk About During Several 10-Hour Meetings?
43
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Dan McQuade
November 2, 2020
NFL
Bears Receiver Javon Wims Just Started Punching A Guy
83
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Dan McQuade
November 1, 2020
NFL
Jon Brown Finally Made A Field Goal That Mattered, Sort Of
16
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Dan McQuade
October 18, 2020
NBA
Concern Trolling About NBA Ratings Has Always Been The Loudest Dog Whistle
222
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Dan McQuade
October 9, 2020
College Basketball
Unpacking Jon Rothstein’s Latest Catchphrase, “Wilder Than A Goat Rodeo”
86
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Dan McQuade
October 7, 2020
Soccer
Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil
46
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Dan McQuade
October 6, 2020
Video Games
The Repetition Of Super Mario Bros. 35 Is Why I Love It
27
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Dan McQuade
October 4, 2020
Soccer
This Implausible 90th-Minute Goal Should Probably Have Been Disallowed
56
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Dan McQuade
October 1, 2020
NFL
Eagles Punt To Salvage Tie Against Bengals
77
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Dan McQuade
September 27, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
This Chonky Cat Is 29.5 Pounds
86
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Dan McQuade
September 24, 2020
MLB
Fan Manages To Disrupt Baseball Game With No Fans
53
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Dan McQuade
September 20, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of 2020
106
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Dan McQuade
September 16, 2020
NFL
It’s Beginning To Set In That The Eagles’ Super Bowl Was A Fluke
125
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Dan McQuade
September 14, 2020
NFL
Here’s Two Minutes Of The Sunday Night Football Broadcast Drooling Over An Empty New Stadium
88
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Dan McQuade
September 14, 2020
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