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Dan McQuade
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MLB
How Do You Cope?
277
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 25, 2023
NFL
I Just Want To Listen To Merrill Reese Call The Eagles Game While I Watch. It Is Harder Than You’d Think.
147
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Dan McQuade
October 23, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
College Football
Michigan State: Sorry For Putting Hitler On Our Jumbotron
236
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Dan McQuade
October 23, 2023
NFL
Eagles History Forever Marred By Loss To Jets
175
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Dan McQuade
October 16, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Stink! They’re In First Place!
81
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 9, 2023
NFL
The Eagles Must Run The Tush Push More
97
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 9, 2023
NFL
The Sky Is Falling For The 4-0 Eagles
127
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Dan McQuade
October 2, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Breaking: A-Rod Still Has Gum Disease
85
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 27, 2023
NFL
Eagles Fans Terrified After Blowout Victory
135
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 26, 2023
Music
Shut Up And Play The New Stuff
245
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 22, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Devin The Defector Dugong Is A Roaring Success In Earned Media
181
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 19, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Win, But They Still Stink!
186
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 19, 2023
NFL
Eagles Fans Deal With Aftermath Of Another Heartbreaking Victory
279
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 15, 2023
NFL
Eagles Suffer Unbearable Victory
156
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 11, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Stink!
153
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 10, 2023
College Football
Texas Is Back! Definitely? Maybe!
88
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 10, 2023
NFL
Jonathan Gannon’s Gut Might Need A Little More Fire
103
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 1, 2023
MLB
Bees Buzz Baltimore Bullpen, Bother Buff Baseball Bros
85
Comments
Dan McQuade
August 28, 2023
Birdfector
St. Joe’s Just Couldn’t Get Any More Hawk Feathers
82
Comments
Dan McQuade
August 25, 2023
Animals
“Diana’s Piano” And All The Cats I’ve Loved And Lost
101
Comments
Dan McQuade
August 23, 2023
NFL
The Stupidest Streak In Sports Ended In A Really Stupid Way
127
Comments
Dan McQuade
August 22, 2023
MLS
Messi Was The Attraction, But The Philadelphia Union Were The Story
86
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Dan McQuade
August 21, 2023
NFL
Lessons Learned At A Terrible Eagles Preseason Game
190
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Dan McQuade
August 18, 2023
Things We Actually Like
Forget The Elam Ending, TBT’s Dunk Contest Is The Real Game-Changer
26
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
The Boston Cop Slide Fail Video Has Been Investigated Thoroughly, But I Have More Questions
217
Comments
Dan McQuade
August 3, 2023
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