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Chris Thompson
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Here Is Just One More Reason Why Pedro Martinez Rules
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NBA
Unhinged Columnist Unloads Bowels Over Retirement Of Jared Dudley
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Golf
Rory McIlroy Has Simply Played Too Much Dang Golf!
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Media Meltdowns
Sports Writers Declare War Over Summary Of Public Court Documents
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MLB
The Dodgers Blue Themselves
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MLB
Josiah Gray Makes The Gutted Nationals Worth Watching
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MLB
GunkWatch: Watch Out For Flying Belts!
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Science
Fusion Researchers Achieve Energy Breakthrough Capable Of Almost Powering One Easy-Bake Oven
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Life's Rich Pageant
Avoid The Long Burger
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Staff Chat
Chat With The Defector Staff, Won’t You?
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Tennis
Tennis Player Argues With Umpire Over Whether “Shit” Is A Bad Word
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Media Meltdowns
No One Needs To See The Face
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This Is So Stupid
Just How Much Of The Exterior Of A 1997 Subaru Outback Could Giannis Clean From The Passenger Seat? A Scientific Inquiry
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Golf
Dickweed Moron Bryson DeChambeau Relentlessly Heckled Through Sunday Collapse
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NBA
Sure, Run It Back, Fuck It
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MLB
We Must Find And Destroy This Ageless, Nationals-Hating Critter
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Defector At The Movies
‘Space Jam: A New Legacy’ Is A Hell Known Only To The Undead
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NBA
Basketball Saved The Finals From The Refs
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MLB
As A Serial Mangler Of Over-Easy Eggs, I Deeply Relate To This Cussing Pitcher
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NBA
Giannis Antetokounmpo Has Engaged Smash Mode
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NBA
The Suns Simply Have Too Much Juice
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This Is So Stupid
Here Are Some Oaves
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NBA
The Bucks Can’t Let It Be This Easy
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MLB
Nick Castellanos Hit A Drive Into Deep Left Field, Which Is How You Know Something Grave Has Happened
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Olympics
Well This Is Stupid As Hell
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