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Chris Thompson

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MLB

Baseball Should Kill The Baseball

October 29, 2020
Journalismism

Guy Who Was Completely Blind To Astros Cheating Scandal Now Has Podcast About All This Cheating Business

October 27, 2020
NFL

Daniel Jones Fall Down Go Boom

October 23, 2020
The Great Outdoors

Now Is The Time To Befriend The Birds, By Feeding Them

October 23, 2020
Science

An Earth Robot Is Taking Soil Samples On An Asteroid Tonight And By God You Will Know About It

October 20, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant

An Interview With The Professional Exterminator Who Defeated My Accursèd Roach Trunk

October 19, 2020
NFL

Adam Gase Ambles Onward, Unkillable

October 19, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant

Some Shit Is Going Down In Alaska, Man

MLB

The Dodgers Pounded The Braves Flat As A Pancake, And It Ruled

October 15, 2020
NBA

I Am Glad This NBA Season Is Finally Over

October 13, 2020
NBA

Can You Name 10 Non-Random Knicks Players? You Cannot

October 8, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant

A True Homeowner Horror Story

October 8, 2020
Underexplained Lists

Internal Organs, Ranked

October 7, 2020
NBA

Isaiah Thomas Is Pain-Free For The First Time In Three Years, For The Fourth Time In Three Years

October 6, 2020
Science

Two Fusion Researchers Explain The Tokamak Reactor That I Want To Be Hurled Into

October 5, 2020
Politics

This Is Happening

October 2, 2020
NBA

The Lakers Made The Heat Look Like Helpless Little Babies

October 1, 2020
Defector Up All Night

Let Us Spend Game 1 Of The 2020 NBA Finals In Fellowship, In This Open Thread

September 30, 2020
Science

If Scientists Are To Create And Harness The Unfathomable Power Of A Star, They Must Agree To Hurl Me Into It

September 30, 2020
NBA

Maybe It’s Not A Great Idea To Fire Coaches Based On The Results Of A Historically Strange Season

September 29, 2020
NBA

Gordon Hayward Was A Butt Sandwich Against The Heat

September 28, 2020
This Is So Stupid

The Five Love Languages, Ranked

September 26, 2020
This Is So Stupid

Reds Share Statement About Thom Brennaman, Hilarity Ensues As Here’s A Drive Into Deep Left Field By Castellanos And That’ll Be A Home Run. And So That’ll Make It A 4-0 Ballgame. I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Putting On This Headset Again.

September 25, 2020
NFL

Just Like That, Robert Kraft’s Solicitation Case Is Kaput

September 24, 2020
MLB

Trevor Bauer Should Just Admit It

September 24, 2020
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