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Chris Thompson

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NFL

Solid Marital Fundamentals Will Lift The Eagles Out Of The Shitter

December 4, 2020
NFL

When The Football Is Meaningless, What’s Left?

December 3, 2020
NFL

We Have Reached The Absurdist Stage Of The NFL’s Pandemic Failure

December 1, 2020
NFL

The Chargers May Not Totally Grasp The Concept Of Time

November 30, 2020
Science

President-Elect Joe Biden Must Direct The National Ignition Facility To Fire 192 Lasers At My Solar Plexus

November 24, 2020
NFL

Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?

November 23, 2020
Death To The NCAA

Dabo Swinney Is The Perfect Shitbrained Coach For These Shitbrained Times

November 23, 2020
NFL

Dear God, Will Someone Please Fire Matt Patricia

November 22, 2020
NFL

Taysom Hill Goes Deep And Checks Down On The Same Throw

November 22, 2020
NFL

The Hoarse, Mucousy, Ashen-Faced Texans Do Not Have COVID-19

November 22, 2020
NBA

John Wall Wants The Wizards To Trade Him, Just As I Want The ESO’s Gigantic Quad-Laser To Vaporize My Corporeal Self

November 22, 2020
Staff Chat

Join Us For A Friday Staff Chat

November 20, 2020
NBA

The Knicks Did Something Cool That Probably Will Not Ever Matter, But Still

November 19, 2020
NBA

Bogdan Bogdanović Is A Hero For Nuking A Ho-Hum Sign-And-Trade

November 19, 2020
Media Meltdowns

Maybe People Care About Watching Sports Exactly As Much As They Should

November 17, 2020
Science

They Made An Interactive Virtual Tokamak And Buddy, It Rules

November 13, 2020
Interviews

An Astrophysicist Explains The Challenges Of De-Juicing The Baseball

November 13, 2020
NBA

Sports Leagues Have Stopped Even Pretending To Give A Shit

November 12, 2020
Interviews

A Medieval Historian Explains Why The Magna Carta Has Nothing To Do With COVID-19

November 10, 2020
NBA

No More Black NBA Uniforms, Please

November 10, 2020
MLB

Red Sox Rehire Alex Cora, HEY LOOK OVER THERE

November 6, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant

Look At These Dorks

November 4, 2020
NFL

Something Very Scary Is Happening With Trent Brown

November 2, 2020
Stories

The Flashlight Trick

October 30, 2020
This Is So Stupid

The Nebraska Cornhuskers Must Face Us On The Gridiron This Weekend

October 29, 2020
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