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Chris Thompson

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MLB

John Schneider Seeks A Cure For The Blue Jays’ Case Of Loser Brain

September 25, 2025
MLB

Cubs Rookie Matt Shaw Is Exactly Charlie Kirk’s Type

September 24, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Makes Goddamned Donuts For Bread Week

MLB

Victor Robles To The Rescue!

September 21, 2025
NFL

The Commanders’ D.C. Stadium Deal Is An Abomination

September 21, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Suffers Mightily For Biscuit Week

September 17, 2025
Life's Rich Pageant

The Official Charity Of The Savannah Bananas Has A Hard Time Explaining How Its Money Is Spent

September 15, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Fancies A Go At Cake Week

NBA

ESPN Demotes Wrong Culprit From Lousy NBA Finals Commentary Team

August 28, 2025
Life's Rich Pageant

Josina Anderson Advises Independent Noun-Inclusion Vis-À-Vis Chemtrails

August 27, 2025
MLB

Alec Bohm Initiates Confusing Delay Because He Saw A Weird Little Thing

August 26, 2025
NFL

The Cowboys’ Annual Contract Stalemate Is Getting Awkward

August 24, 2025
Politics

Never Attempt To Bribe Me With Snacks Unless They Are The Good Snacks

August 21, 2025
Defector At The Movies

Twelve Minutes Of Ice Cube Stumbling Around An Empty Office In An Escalating Panic Almost Redeems The Rest Of ‘War Of The Worlds’

August 18, 2025
MLB

Here Is One Real Bad Baseball Swing

August 5, 2025
MLB

Fifty-Six Hits Is Too Damn Many

August 4, 2025
MLB

The Minnesota Twins Are Finished

August 1, 2025
MLB

Red Sox Dance To Commemorate The Flight From Hell

July 30, 2025
Pro Wrestling

Hulk Hogan Is Dead

MLB

Braves Coach In Hot Water Over Battle Of Gestures

July 21, 2025
Bills Week

Just What You Wanted: A Bill Belichick TV Show

July 18, 2025
MLB

Impressive Blue Jays Win Streak Thwarted By Noted Barf Man

July 10, 2025
MLB

The Nationals Should Quit Pretending

MLB

Mighty Brewers Lad Out-Duels Paul Skenes

June 26, 2025
MLB

Simply Don’t Be A Shithead

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