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Chris Thompson

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MLB

Go Ahead And Assume The Worst About The Pittsburgh Pirates

September 25, 2024
MLB

Nationals End Season By Demoting Leadoff Hitter Who Was In A Casino Until 8:00 A.M.

September 23, 2024
MLB

A Troubleshooting Paul Skenes Is Somehow Even More Frightening

September 4, 2024
MLB

James Wood Sounds Like A Happy Future

September 1, 2024
NFL

DraftKings Sued By NFL Players Association Over Reignmakers Rug-Pull

August 28, 2024
MLB

Jackson Merrill Has Already Achieved Dude Status

August 26, 2024
MLB

No Pitch Is Too High For The Courageous Of Heart

August 23, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant

A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: Wrongful Death At A Themed Irish Pub

August 20, 2024
Racing

NASCAR Boots Controversial Race Winner Back To Loser Town

August 15, 2024
Gambling

DraftKings Eats Shit, Reverses Course On Stupid Gaming Tax Surcharge

August 14, 2024
MLB

The Mariners Found A Keeper In Washington’s Refuse

August 13, 2024
Racing

NASCAR Driver Goes Hungry Uncle Mode In Overtime To Steal A Controversial Victory

August 12, 2024
MLB

The Sagging Dodgers Suddenly Have A Lot Of Company

August 9, 2024
Gambling

DraftKings Introduces Fees To The World Of Sports Wagering

August 6, 2024
Capital

DraftKings Abruptly Shuts Down NFT Operation, Panicking Collectors With Vast Holdings Of Digital Tokens

August 1, 2024
NBA

Steve Kerr Needs Some Better Excuses

July 29, 2024
This Is So Stupid

What Would You Do Right Now For A Free Beach Vacation?

This Is So Stupid

Sunday’s Events Will Ring Out Through History

July 22, 2024
MLB

These Dang Reds Have Found Another Cool Guy To Squander

This Is So Stupid

Here Are Some MLB Draft Prospects Whose Names Would Be Right At Home On ‘All My Children’

Chefector

Before Tomato Time Comes Tomato Fever

MLB

Merry James Wood Day To All Who Celebrate

NBA

Much Ado About A Worthless Pick In An Awful Draft

MLB

The Padres And Nationals Manufactured A Thrilling Summertime Rivalry Out Of Nothing At All

NBA

Kristaps Porzingis Rained Hellfire On The Hapless Mavericks

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