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Chris Thompson
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Racing
These Ferrari Bozos Can Make A Mess Of Any Situation
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Chris Thompson
August 28, 2022
NFL
Ravens Mascot Laid Low By Children
116
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Chris Thompson
August 28, 2022
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
MLB
Save The White Sox
200
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Chris Thompson
August 26, 2022
NBA
Make Russell Westbrook The Backup To Patrick Beverley, You Cowards
93
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Chris Thompson
August 25, 2022
Golf
The PGA Tour Is Trying Everything
117
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Chris Thompson
August 24, 2022
Golf
Change Is Coming To The PGA Tour
115
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Chris Thompson
August 22, 2022
MLB
Pitch-Tipping Savant Alex Bregman Is Inspiring The Rise Of The Intentional Balk
130
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Chris Thompson
August 19, 2022
MLB
MLB Umpires Association Emerges From Cave To Correct The Record
99
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Chris Thompson
August 18, 2022
MLB
Austin Hedges, On Unfavorable Replay Review: Inequality Plagues Our World Today
89
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Chris Thompson
August 17, 2022
MLB
I Am Begging The Los Angeles Angels To Please Just Lose In Normal Ways
113
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Chris Thompson
August 16, 2022
MLB
Gah!
367
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Chris Thompson
August 12, 2022
Golf
Several LIV Golf Pros Eat Shit In Federal Court
181
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Chris Thompson
August 10, 2022
NBA
DurantWatch: Sean Marks Is On The Clock
58
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Chris Thompson
August 9, 2022
Golf
PGA Tour Antitrust Lawsuit Forces Silly Battle Lines On Matter Of Whether LIV Golf Sucks Ass
158
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Chris Thompson
August 8, 2022
Chefector
Summer Cries Out For The Rise Of Coffee Granita
119
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Chris Thompson
August 5, 2022
MLB
Wow! Look What The Angels Did!
188
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Chris Thompson
August 5, 2022
Golf
A Perplexing Afternoon At The Saudi-Funded Golf Tournament In Trump’s Backyard
299
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Chris Thompson
August 1, 2022
NFL
Rams Lawsuit Reveals The Madness Of Personal Seat Licenses
257
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Chris Thompson
July 29, 2022
MLB
Nationals, I Beg You, Please Do Not Trade This Puke Man Who Makes Me Barf
88
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Chris Thompson
July 27, 2022
MLB
Allow Me To Offer You This Bounty Of Humiliating Bloopers And Statistics Produced By The Boston Red Sox
191
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Chris Thompson
July 25, 2022
MLB
Baseball Is Better For Having Just A Little More Chaos
152
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Chris Thompson
July 22, 2022
College Football
Jim Harbaugh Had Some Dumb Things To Say At An Anti-Abortion Event
234
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Chris Thompson
July 19, 2022
Golf
LIV Incursion Fades Away In Satisfying Open Championship
96
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Chris Thompson
July 17, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto Is For Sale
145
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Chris Thompson
July 17, 2022
Rays Week
The Read Planet: Let’s Discuss ‘The Martian Chronicles’
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