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Chris Thompson
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Rays Week
Rays Swept By Lowly Reds
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Chris Thompson
July 11, 2022
MLB
To Jump Or Not To Jump, That Is The Question
118
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Chris Thompson
July 8, 2022
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MLB
Shohei Ohtani Cannot Possibly Do More Than This
137
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Chris Thompson
July 7, 2022
MLB
Who Will Replace Baseball’s Maniac Artisans When Starting Pitchers Are Gone?
120
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Chris Thompson
July 6, 2022
Racing
Luck Is Everything
48
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Chris Thompson
July 5, 2022
NBA
A Very Strange Thing Happened To The Brain Of Brian Windhorst This Morning. Very Strange.
173
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Chris Thompson
July 1, 2022
NBA
Holy Shit, Kevin Durant Wants The Hell Out Of Brooklyn
232
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Chris Thompson
June 30, 2022
MLB
Archie Bradley Sets New Standard For Humiliating Brawl Participation
164
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Chris Thompson
June 29, 2022
NBA
John Wall Will Finally Get Another Chance To Be A Basketball Player
65
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Chris Thompson
June 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child
294
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Chris Thompson
June 27, 2022
MLB
Some Good Outcomes Are Only Possible When The Game Gets Stupid
99
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Chris Thompson
June 23, 2022
NFL
Congress Can’t Even Make A Chump Like Roger Goodell Squirm
142
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Chris Thompson
June 22, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Oh No, Sir Lucas Capetian Is Out As CEO At Color Star
232
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Chris Thompson
June 21, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto’s Season Has Been A Huge Bummer
64
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Chris Thompson
June 21, 2022
NBA
The Real Champion Is You, Who Gets To Look At These Sad Boston Fans
286
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Chris Thompson
June 17, 2022
Dadfector
Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked
229
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Chris Thompson
June 16, 2022
Horse Racing
You Simply Must Hoot And Holler At The Zooming Horse
207
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Chris Thompson
May 8, 2022
Racing
A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced
68
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Chris Thompson
May 8, 2022
NBA
Giannis Simplifies Things
82
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Chris Thompson
May 8, 2022
Golf
Phil Mickelson Sure Loves To Gamble, Possibly To His Own Detriment
181
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Chris Thompson
May 6, 2022
NBA
Gary Payton II’s Elbow Injury Is A Huge Bummer
73
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Chris Thompson
May 4, 2022
NBA
Doc Rivers Has Picked One Hell Of A Hill To Die On
110
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Chris Thompson
May 3, 2022
MLB
Baseball Is So Fucking Hard, Man
75
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Chris Thompson
May 2, 2022
Birdfector
Don’t You DARE Miss Out On Primo Birding Season
277
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Chris Thompson
April 29, 2022
NBA
The Wrong Jazz Players Ate Shit
109
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Chris Thompson
April 29, 2022
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