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Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Suffers Mightily For Biscuit Week

Jesse Cole, owner of the Savannah Bananas, in his trademark yellow suit and top-hat.

Life's Rich Pageant

The Official Charity Of The Savannah Bananas Has A Hard Time Explaining How Its Money Is Spent

The exemplar Fondant Fancies, from the show.

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Fancies A Go At Cake Week

ESPN Demotes Wrong Culprit From Lousy NBA Finals Commentary Team

Josina Anderson Advises Independent Noun-Inclusion Vis-À-Vis Chemtrails

Alec Bohm Initiates Confusing Delay Because He Saw A Weird Little Thing

Micah Parsons lying down on a table on the sidelines.

The Cowboys’ Annual Contract Stalemate Is Getting Awkward

Politics

Never Attempt To Bribe Me With Snacks Unless They Are The Good Snacks

Ice Cube makes an angry face while lost in an emptied WeWork.

Defector At The Movies

Twelve Minutes Of Ice Cube Stumbling Around An Empty Office In An Escalating Panic Almost Redeems The Rest Of ‘War Of The Worlds’

Here Is One Real Bad Baseball Swing

Brandon Lockridge and Julio Borbon of the Brewers laugh together.

Fifty-Six Hits Is Too Damn Many

The Minnesota Twins Are Finished

Trevor Story does the airplane celebration.

Red Sox Dance To Commemorate The Flight From Hell

Terry Bollea performs as Hulk Hogan at a Donald Trump campaign rally.

Pro Wrestling

Hulk Hogan Is Dead

Braves Coach In Hot Water Over Battle Of Gestures

Bills Week

Just What You Wanted: A Bill Belichick TV Show

Adrian Houser pitches against the Blue Jays.

Impressive Blue Jays Win Streak Thwarted By Noted Barf Man

Dave Martinez looks bummed shortly before being fired.

The Nationals Should Quit Pretending

Jacob Misiorowski throws a pitch against the Pirates.

Mighty Brewers Lad Out-Duels Paul Skenes

Ketel Marte is consoled by Torey Lovullo and Luis Perdomo.

Simply Don’t Be A Shithead

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - JUNE 22: Oklahoma City Thunder players celebrate with the Larry O'Brien trophy after winning Game Seven of the 2025 NBA Finals against the Indiana Pacers at Paycom Center on June 22, 2025 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States. (Photo by Mostafa Bassim/Anadolu via Getty Images)