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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

Golf

OK, You Wise-Asses, Who The Fuck Made Bryson DeChambeau Light Himself Up With A Gallery Rope?

September 19, 2022
Chefector

Green Action!

September 17, 2022
Media Meltdowns

More Like Turdle

September 16, 2022
Soccer

Pedri Did Everything Right, Except For The Most Important Thing

September 14, 2022
Politics

I Don’t Have A King

September 9, 2022
Media Meltdowns

How To Stay Out Of The Right-Wing Outrage Machine

September 2, 2022
Funbag

We Must Protect Soccer From Grubby Rule-Mongers

August 30, 2022
MLB

Aristides Aquino Unleashed The Throw Of The Year, And They Let Us See It

August 25, 2022
This Is So Stupid

Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?

August 23, 2022
Chefector

You Can Throw Together A Cobbler, No Sweat

August 20, 2022
Soccer

David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game

August 15, 2022
The Great Outdoors

The Flower That Resurrected Itself

August 11, 2022
Politics

Of Course The Safe Was Empty

August 9, 2022
NBA

DurantWatch: Get Rid Of His Hand-Picked Head Coach, Or Else

August 8, 2022
Chefector

It’s Tomato Time; Let’s Make A Caprese Salad

August 6, 2022
NFL

Get A Load Of These Big Dumb Helmet Helmets

August 1, 2022
MLB

So It’s Come To This

Chefector

Do You Dare Flip Your Eggs The Insane Way?

MLB

Simply Become A Juan Soto Fan

NBA

Maybe Russell Westbrook Knows It’s Over

Chefector

Let’s Roast Some Beets

NBA

Behold, The Nerdiest Question Ever Asked At An NBA Press Conference

NBA

What The Hell Kind Of Kevin Durant Trade Can Even Work?

This Is So Stupid

How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

Media Meltdowns

How Dare BuzzFeed Workers Expect Their Compensation To Be Worth Anything

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