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Albert Burneko
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Politics
This Is Why Everybody Hates The Democrats
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Albert Burneko
February 26, 2021
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Science
Truck Ugly
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2021
448
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Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Chicken Cacciatore, And Pretend To Be Hunters
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Albert Burneko
February 20, 2021
185
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Politics
Look Man, Sometimes Being A Responsible Dad Means Taking An Impromptu Beach Vacation In The Middle Of A Catastrophe
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Albert Burneko
February 19, 2021
466
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Politics
Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh
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Albert Burneko
February 17, 2021
601
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Birdfector
A Suggestion For Bird Feeding
By
Albert Burneko
February 15, 2021
165
Comments
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Chicken And Dumplings
By
Albert Burneko
February 6, 2021
123
Comments
Politics
Bring Forth The Checks
By
Albert Burneko
February 5, 2021
419
Comments
NBA
Joe Harris’s Brainfart Gives The Wizards One Night Of Sweet, Sweet Dignity
By
Albert Burneko
February 1, 2021
48
Comments
Capital
It’s All Made Up
By
Albert Burneko
January 29, 2021
367
Comments
NBA
Not That The Wizards Needed The Help, But John Wall Made Them Look Like Idiots
By
Albert Burneko
January 27, 2021
73
Comments
NBA
Do Not Root Against LeBron James If He Can See It
By
Albert Burneko
January 26, 2021
115
Comments
Chefector
Let’s Make Banana Bread
By
Albert Burneko
January 23, 2021
209
Comments
Politics
More Like Madison Clownfraud
By
Albert Burneko
January 22, 2021
314
Comments
Science
No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit
By
Albert Burneko
January 19, 2021
260
Comments
NBA
The James Harden Situation Is Coming To A Head Very Quickly [UPDATE: It Did]
By
Albert Burneko
January 13, 2021
169
Comments
This Is So Stupid
Do You Not See That The City Of The Future Must Be A Straight Line, You Oaf, You Absolute Doofus
By
Albert Burneko
January 12, 2021
264
Comments
This Is So Stupid
What Good Is A Sweet Buzzer-Beater If I Don’t Know The Shooter’s Systolic Blood Pressure?
By
Albert Burneko
January 7, 2021
66
Comments
NBA
A Timely Preview Of The 2020-21 NBA Season, Which I Feel Confident Is Not Underway Yet
By
Albert Burneko
December 23, 2020
128
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NFL
The Washington Football Team’s Intra-Owner Fight Is Such A Disaster That All Of Them Are Going To Get Richer
By
Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
54
Comments
NBA
Nature Is Healing: Grayson Allen Does Some Pointless, Self-Defeating Goon Shit In A Preseason Game, Again
By
Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
98
Comments
Media Meltdowns
At Least Now You Know Which Video Game Reviewers Are Sellout Clowns
By
Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
470
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NBA
Report: James Harden Is Extremely Cool
By
Albert Burneko
December 16, 2020
235
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Media Meltdowns
Who Can Guess What Jeffrey Toobin Did Wrong? (Not So Fast, Malcolm Gladwell)
By
Albert Burneko
December 15, 2020
268
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Chefector
Let’s Make Some Butternut Squash Soup
By
Albert Burneko
December 12, 2020
104
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