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NBA
Thunder–Mavericks Deserved A Better Ending
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Albert Burneko
May 19, 2024
The Machines
If Kevin Roose Was ChatGPT With A Spray-On Beard, Could Anyone Tell?
171
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Albert Burneko
May 14, 2024
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NBA
One Unsustainable Trick To Beating The Boston Celtics
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Albert Burneko
May 10, 2024
NBA
Rick Carlisle Doesn’t Believe This Shit
122
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Albert Burneko
May 9, 2024
Soccer
Xavi Isn’t Leaving Barcelona After All
37
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Albert Burneko
April 25, 2024
NBA
The Timberwolves Are So Big And Strong
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Albert Burneko
April 21, 2024
NBA
New York’s Second Unit Chased The 76ers Into The Pain Cave
41
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Albert Burneko
April 21, 2024
NBA
For Literally The First Time Ever, A “Preview” Of The NBA Playoffs
180
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Albert Burneko
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Tom Ley
April 19, 2024
Animals
A Huge Frickin’ Swarm Of Honeybees Came To My House!
141
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Albert Burneko
April 9, 2024
MLB
Wow! Blue Jays–Astros No-Hitter!
91
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Albert Burneko
April 2, 2024
NBA
Hey, Does Anybody Know If The Warriors-Lakers Game Is Over Yet?
73
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Albert Burneko
March 17, 2024
Soccer
Get A Load Of This Outrageous Vinícius Jr. Goal
32
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Albert Burneko
March 17, 2024
Animals
Damn Us Both To Hell, The Carpenter Bees Are Back
199
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Albert Burneko
March 14, 2024
Capital
Jim Spanfeller Is A Third-Rate Parasite
405
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Albert Burneko
March 12, 2024
Politics
Point/Counterpoint: Senator Kyrsten Sinema Retires
375
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David Roth
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Albert Burneko
March 5, 2024
MLB
A Scholarly Discourse On Which Types Of Dingers Are Best
338
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Albert Burneko
March 5, 2024
Soccer
More Like Barcelimbo
56
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2024
Soccer
Maybe Kylian Mbappé Really Is Leaving This Time?
72
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Albert Burneko
February 15, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Let’s Party In The Super Bowl Weekend Open Thread
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Albert Burneko
February 10, 2024
Politics
Nation Rejects Sweaty Pig
510
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Albert Burneko
January 23, 2024
The Machines
Finally, A Grocery Cart That Can Save Me From The Horror Of An Ad-Free Moment Of Existence
408
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Albert Burneko
January 10, 2024
NBA
Here Are Some Photos Of Victor Wembanyama Being Impossible
90
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Albert Burneko
January 8, 2024
Arts And Culture
This Is A Damn Conrad Veidt Appreciation Blog
173
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Albert Burneko
January 3, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Dashing Through The Snow, In A Weekend Open Thread
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Albert Burneko
December 23, 2023
Capital
You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk
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Albert Burneko
December 21, 2023
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