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Xavi, Who Quit And Then Un-Quit And Then Was Maybe Gonna Get Fired, Is Now Fired
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Albert Burneko
May 24, 2024
Soccer
Xavi, Who Once Went All “You Can’t Fire Me, Because I Quit!” Before Then Deciding To Stay, Is Maybe About To Get Fired
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Billy Haisley
May 17, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Soccer
Xavi Isn’t Leaving Barcelona After All
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Albert Burneko
April 25, 2024
Soccer
PSG And Barcelona Turned A Champions League Feast Into A Soggy Appetizer
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Billy Haisley
April 18, 2024
Soccer
More Like Barcelimbo
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2024
Soccer
Xavi Writes Himself An Ending
28
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Billy Haisley
January 30, 2024
Soccer
Xavi Is Not The Manager He Was Supposed To Be
29
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Billy Haisley
November 29, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Takes Another Big Step Back
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Billy Haisley
December 9, 2021