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Ricardo Pepi’s Stunning Debut Put The USMNT Back On Track
115
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Patrick Redford
September 9, 2021
Soccer
It Is Not Yet Time To Panic
140
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Patrick Redford
September 7, 2021
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Soccer
That Was Certainly A USMNT World Cup Qualification Game
151
Comments
Tom Ley
September 3, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Ricardo Pepi
30
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 2, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Antonee Robinson
67
Comments
Patrick Redford
August 27, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Konrad de la Fuente
75
Comments
Patrick Redford
August 20, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Josh Sargent
80
Comments
Patrick Redford
August 14, 2021
Soccer
Top-Tier Shithousery Lugs USMNT To The Gold Cup Final
52
Comments
Patrick Redford
July 30, 2021
Soccer
Top USMNT Prospect Headed To La Liga Under Strange, Hilarious Circumstances
57
Comments
Patrick Redford
July 14, 2021
Soccer
Now Comes The Hard Part For The USMNT
111
Comments
Patrick Redford
June 10, 2021
Soccer
Even At Its Worst, Soccer Is Still The Fucking Best
171
Comments
Billy Haisley
June 7, 2021
Soccer
How Sweet It Is To Hate The USMNT Manager
92
Comments
Billy Haisley
June 4, 2021
Soccer
What Comes After Christian Pulisic’s Historic Champions League Title?
64
Comments
Patrick Redford
June 1, 2021
Soccer
The U.S. Men’s Soccer Team’s Hideous Olympic Qualifying Failure Is A Complete Embarrassment
175
Comments
Patrick Redford
March 29, 2021
Soccer
Here Is A Passionate And Not At All Coerced Christian Pulisic Recap Post
51
Comments
Ray Ratto
March 28, 2021
Soccer
Sergiño Dest’s First USMNT Goal Was Jaw-Dropping
51
Comments
Patrick Redford
March 25, 2021
Soccer
Yunus Musah’s Choice To Join The USMNT Is A Sign That The Process Is Working
113
Comments
Patrick Redford
March 24, 2021
Soccer
Out Of Nowhere, American Teenager Matthew Hoppe Has Turned Into A Goal-Scoring Machine
48
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 21, 2021
Soccer
Christian Pulisic Is Healthy Again, Which Means He Is Back To Dominating
46
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 22, 2020
Soccer
Tim Weah Is Still Here
20
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 17, 2020
Soccer
The USMNT Gets A Step Closer To Solving Its “Who Scores The Goals?” Problem
70
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 17, 2020
Soccer
This Is A Whole Different USMNT
54
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 3, 2020
Soccer
Gio Reyna Is Picking Up Steam
53
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 21, 2020
Soccer
Barcelona Just Signed Sergiño Dest (He’s American! Seriously! An American! On Barcelona!), And I’m Losing My Mind
83
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 1, 2020
Soccer
Welcome To The Golden Age Of Americans On Soccer’s Biggest Stage
99
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 22, 2020
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