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Podcasts

The Hater’s Guide To The 2022 College Football Season, With Eric Eager

David Roth

A man sitting on a beach at the Jersey Shore in 2020. He's got a lot of space, which is how you know the photo was from 2020.

Sun, Fun, Dread, And The Mets

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - AUGUST 11: Saquon Barkley #26 of the New York Giants makes a run during the preseason game between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium on August 11, 2022 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

The Hater’s Guide To The 2022 Fantasy Football Season, With Andy Behrens

Mets closer Edwin Diaz, smiling on the mound during a save against the Marlins in July of 2022.

The Power Of Shutting Up, With Ray Ratto

Armenian-born Argentine 100-year-old Artyn Elmayan plays tennis in Buenos Aires in 2017. The reason this image is on here is that this is our 100th episode.

Fit, Frisky, And 100, With Brandon Nix

A close-up of Aaron Judge and Yankees hitting coach sharing a fist bump after one of Judge's many 2022 homers.

Dog Friendship And Quantum Vibe Theory, With Lindsey Adler

A cosplayer dressed as Dude Vader outside the San Diego Comic Con.

Hostile Vibes At Comic Con, With Justin Halpern

In Search Of The Impossible Trade, With Kazeem Famuyide

Michigan quarterback John Navarre, seen here getting ready to do something dull.

The Bigger Big Ten And The Soul Of A Michigan Man, With Ben Mathis-Lilley

A Rhodesian ridgeback at the Crufts Dog Show in 2017. A good lad.

The Underoos Of Neckties, Non-Seasonal Boxer Shorts, And The Office Dog

Washington Commanders coach Ron Rivera staring very intensely at new quarterback Carson Wentz, but The Distraction logo has been superimposed over Wentz's face.

Endurance Basketball, Dystopian Golf, And The Plight Of The Sacrificial Mensch

Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene saying some stuff about being shadowbanned. The Distraction logo is over her face, sadly.

The Thin Line Between Owning Twitter And Being Owned By Twitter, With Matt Levine

The Los Angeles Marathon making its way down Hollywood Boulevard in 2021.

Marathon To The Mall And Other Public/Private Partnerships, With Adam Conover

Disgraced former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich putting a mask on after getting pardoned for his many obvious crimes.

Blowout Season, Graft Culture, And Magnanimous Husband Mode

Patrick Beverley yelling at a teammate, for a change, during a February Timberwolves game against the Cavaliers.

Patrick Beverley Is Coming For Everyone, Eventually, With Pablo Torre

The McLaren pit crew gets ready for a driver during the Miami Formula One Grand Prix.

Porpoising In The Speed Zone, With Luis Paez-Pumar

JaVale McGee arguing a call in the first game of Phoenix's playoff series against Dallas.

The Art Of Knowing Where To Stand, With Patrick Redford

Malik Willis seen pointing upwards after the LendingTree Bowl, a real event.

Talking Draft Boards And The Ketchup Bottle Test, With Austin Gayle

Nicolas Cage in the film Mandy, covered in blood and grinning and generally seeming like himself.

Nicolas Cage’s Remarkable Pet Crow, With Gabriella Paiella

Shohei Otani, seen in this image keeping a positive approach near the Distraction logo.

Baseball As Antidepressant, With Albert Burneko And Kelsey McKinney

Nikola Jokic of the Denver Nuggets, seemingly looking at the Distraction logo.

The NBA Playoffs And Watching R-Rated Movies With Your Parents, With Rohan Nadkarni

Juan Soto after hitting a home run against the Marlins in September of 2021, also seemingly looking at the Distraction logo.

The Karkovice Identity, With Tim Marchman

Dwight Howard grimacing Dwight Howardishly next to the Distraction logo.

The Art Of Aging Gracelessly, With Ray Ratto

Chet Holmgren, lanky man of Gonzaga, with The Distraction logo at upper left.

March Dumbness, With Ken Pomeroy

Rob Manfred, seen here at a press conference talking about how hard the owners have worked to reach a deal after locking out the players.

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