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Tennessee Titans star Derrick Henry rushes against the Houston Texans at the end of the last NFL season.

Podcasts

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Football Draft, With Andy Behrens

Alex Dickerson and Brandon Crawford congratulate each other at home plate, presumably for being talked about on this episode of The Distraction.

These Damn Giants And The Best Imaginary Team In The Canadian Football League, With Ray Ratto

The Bathrooms Of America, And Other Vacation Delights

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SAN FRANCISCO - MARCH 25: A man walks past a sculpture of a bow and arrow near the San Francisco Bay Bridge March 25, 2005 in San Francisco, California. San Francisco's 49-Mile Scenic Drive was opened in 1939 as a guide for visitors to The City's 1939-1940 Golden Gate International Exposition. The route includes most of San Francisco's major sights as well as winding through many of the city's colorful neighborhoods; giving visitors a look into the diversity and beauty of the area. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

An Overdue Heart-To-Heart, With AJ Daulerio

Giannis Antetokounmpo driving for one of his many baskets in the decisive Game 6 of the NBA Finals.

Dunker Cyclist Ninja Guy, With Jason Gay

Giannis Antentokounmpo attempts a pass while being fouled by Chris Paul in Game 4 of the NBA Finals

Talking About The Federal Limewire Enforcement Agency And The NBA Finals, With Gabe Fernandez

Devin Booker and Chris Paul high-five at the end of Phoenix's victory in Game 1 of the NBA Finals

The NBA Finals At The End Of The World, With Albert Burneko

Max Scherzer of the Washington Nationals is inspected on the mound by umpire Tim Timmons during a June game.

Frisk Max Scherzer If You Dare, With Kelsey McKinney

Two baby goats snuggling over The Distraction logo. It's all been leading up to this.

Joss Whedon Disease And The Age Of Goats

Author Chris Bosh, seen here during his playing days.

Call Of The Ice Bath, With Chris Bosh

Gerrit Cole, seen here looking uncomfortable on the mound, if notably less uncomfortable than he seemed when asked whether he cheats.

Napoleonic Wars, Baseball Cheating, And Pandemic Television, With Michael Schur

Brad Stevens, seen here contemplating a future in which he doesn't have to coach anymore.

The NBA Playoffs And The Defenestration Of Boston, With Rohan Nadkarni

This is a photo of a rock formation in Oman, I just thought it looked neat.

The Ocean Of Time And The Lighter Side Of Extinction, With Peter Brannen

Russell Westbrook contemplates the void, and The Distraction logo.

A Hater’s Guide To Every Postseason, With Lauren Theisen And Albert Burneko

Jarred Walsh of the Angels seen here getting frustrated after striking out, or remembering he's on the Angels.

What Are They Doing To The Baseballs, With Will Leitch

An extremely well-stocked section of Nintendo games at a store in Tokyo.

Curt Schilling Demands More Centaurs, With Jason Schreier

Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump at the 2020 GOP Convention, looking great.

Postcards From The Goblin Realm, With Ashley Feinberg

Kevin Durant warms up before Tuesday's game against the Timberwolves in a meaningful t-shirt.

Activism, Branding, And Writing While Black, With Tyler R. Tynes

Pablo Sandoval circles the bases after homering, blithely unaware of the controversy to come.

The Inalienable Right To Host The All-Star Game

A Chicago Cubs player seen here exulting in the presence of The Distraction logo.

Talking Epic Owners, Soft-Tissue Injuries, And Other Baseball Hazards, With Meg Rowley

A still image of a very stressed out Charlie Chaplin from his film "Modern Times."

Where Will The Next Good Movies Come From, With Amy Nicholson

Gonzaga's Corey Kispert, seen here honestly kind of mad-dogging The Distraction logo.

A Very Loving Hater’s Guide To The NCAA Tournaments, With Maitreyi Anantharaman

Oprah Winfrey interviews Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in a very nice garden setting.