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<p>charismatic megafauna (they/them)</p>


Sabrina Imbler

The dead whale lies bloated off the Danish island of Anholt. It is the humpback whale known as Timmy, which first beached off Timmendorfer Strand at the end of March and was transported to the North Sea around a month later

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The Long, Sad, And Totally Fucked-Up Tale Of Timmy The Whale’s Trip To Germany

tfw you create an aura that can reach the whale and help save it