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Frankly It Would Be Surprising If No Sharks Were On Cocaine
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Sabrina Imbler
July 25, 2024
Creaturefector
Charlotte, The Stingray At The Heart Of Scandal, Has Died
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Sabrina Imbler
July 2, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Creaturefector
Charlotte The Ray Did NOT Have Sex With A Shark, So Stop Asking!
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Sabrina Imbler
February 16, 2024
Creaturefector
Shark Is Maybe Baby
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Sabrina Imbler
February 1, 2024
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Bone-Eating Worms Apparently Also Freaks For Teeth
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Sabrina Imbler
June 27, 2023