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Frankly It Would Be Surprising If No Sharks Were On Cocaine
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Sabrina Imbler
July 25, 2024
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Charlotte, The Stingray At The Heart Of Scandal, Has Died
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Sabrina Imbler
July 2, 2024
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
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Charlotte The Ray Did NOT Have Sex With A Shark, So Stop Asking!
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Sabrina Imbler
February 16, 2024
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Shark Is Maybe Baby
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Sabrina Imbler
February 1, 2024
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Bone-Eating Worms Apparently Also Freaks For Teeth
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Sabrina Imbler
June 27, 2023