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Sohini Desai

Life's Rich Pageant

AI Listings Have Made Apartment Hunting Even More Debasing

David Roth

Gritty the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers skates onto the ice prior to an NHL game against the Dallas Stars at the Xfinity Mobile Arena on March 29, 2026 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Podcasts

Gritty Is Beside Himself, With Lauren Theisen

Libby Watson is a writer, <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/libtron">streamer</a> and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/whatsallthisthen">podcaster</a>.

Libby Watson

A single-story ranch house surrounded by a chain link fence. It is pleasant and well-groomed. There is a mailbox in the front of the photo.

Politics

The Home-Sized Hole In The Safety Net

Patrick Redford

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 16: Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau meets with WeWork Co-Founder and CEO Adam Neuman on May 16, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Hagen/Getty Images)

Capital

Barefoot Man Prepares To Set Another Massive Pile Of Money On Fire

Kelsey McKinney

Zillowing Out

A $1.5 Million Home That Is Having A Crisis Of Personality

Mike Pence's new house as rendered by Google Maps' 3D imaging.

Look At The Weird-Ass Basketball Court In Mike Pence’s Ugly New McMansion

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

An interior view of a bathroom with matching flowered wallpaper and shower curtain and blue sink, bathtub, toilet, and tiles, circa 1985. (Photo by Frederic Lewis/Getty Images)

Funbag

Can I Take A Shit At An Open House?

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Connor McDavid #97 of the Edmonton Oilers waits for a faceoff during a 4-2 Oilers win over the Los Angeles Kings at Staples Center on February 23, 2020 in Los Angeles, California.

Oh No, Connor McDavid’s Home Is Unspeakably Chilling

an overexposed drawing of this week's house