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A Suggestion For How To Watch Your Puke Team Without Puking
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Chris Thompson
December 19, 2022
MLB
Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2022
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Life's Rich Pageant
Give It Up For The Heroic Barf-Cleaner
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Chris Thompson
April 5, 2022
NBA
Puddle Of Puke On Sacramento Kings’ Home Court Somehow Not A Metaphor
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021