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The Best Reason To Have Kids Is To Play With All Their Crap
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2022
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Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great
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Drew Magary
December 9, 2021
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make
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Chris Thompson
October 14, 2021
Funbag
Parental Screen Angst Is A Disease
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Drew Magary
June 15, 2021
Funbag
I Am Officially Powerless To Stop My Kids
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Drew Magary
April 13, 2021
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My Son Eats Wrong
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Drew Magary
October 13, 2020
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