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I Just Ate $28 Worth Of Taco Bell Because Some Dingus On TV Claimed He Did
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Patrick Redford
October 12, 2022
The Great Outdoors
Nobody Finished The Barkley Marathons, Yet Again
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Patrick Redford
March 10, 2022
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Patrick Redford
February 27, 2022
Funbag
When’s The Last Time You Cried From Physical Pain?
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Drew Magary
January 4, 2022
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Heartbreaking: Most Annoying Person In Baseball Makes Great Point
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Chris Thompson
April 25, 2021