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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Biscuit Week Easily
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 9, 2024
The Great Outdoors
I Hate Running. I Miss Running.
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Owen Lewis
June 26, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
College Football
Deion Sanders’s First Season At Colorado Ends With A Whimper
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Samer Kalaf
November 26, 2023
Life Lessons
I Just Ate $28 Worth Of Taco Bell Because Some Dingus On TV Claimed He Did
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Patrick Redford
October 12, 2022
The Great Outdoors
Nobody Finished The Barkley Marathons, Yet Again
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Patrick Redford
March 10, 2022
Soccer
Kepa Arrizabalaga Experiences Pure Agony, Again
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Patrick Redford
February 27, 2022
Funbag
When’s The Last Time You Cried From Physical Pain?
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Drew Magary
January 4, 2022
MLB
Heartbreaking: Most Annoying Person In Baseball Makes Great Point
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Chris Thompson
April 25, 2021