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Chris Thompson
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Chris Thompson
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rises Beautifully For Pastry Week
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Chris Thompson
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 27, 2023
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Chris Thompson
October 17, 2023
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October 10, 2023
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 3, 2023
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December 28, 2022
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November 11, 2022
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November 3, 2022
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