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MLB
Wander Franco Is Streaking
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Chris Thompson
September 7, 2021
Golf
Wild-Eyed Golf Man Heroically Sprints Through Final Round
75
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Tennis
Shelby Rogers Takes Good Notes
32
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
MLB
Cardinals Manager Mike Shildt Stops Game So Everyone Can Watch Nick Castellanos Embarrass Him
76
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Chris Thompson
September 2, 2021
MLB
Vlad Jr. Is Smashin’ Baseballs
80
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 31, 2021
MLB
Here Is Just One More Reason Why Pedro Martinez Rules
166
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 27, 2021
MLB
Chris Sale Is Back Doing That Thing He Does
111
Comments
Tom Ley
August 27, 2021
MLB
We Got Ohtani
224
Comments
Tom Ley
August 19, 2021
Soccer
Welcome To The Bruno And Pogba Show
37
Comments
Tom Ley
August 15, 2021
MLB
Eloy Jimenez Is Risen
84
Comments
Tom Ley
August 10, 2021
MLB
Apologies To Shohei Ohtani, But This Is Funny
62
Comments
Tom Ley
July 20, 2021
NBA
Giannis, Oh My God
156
Comments
Tom Ley
July 18, 2021
NBA
Basketball Saved The Finals From The Refs
91
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 15, 2021
NBA
Giannis Antetokounmpo Has His Career Highlight
124
Comments
Tom Ley
July 15, 2021
NBA
Giannis Antetokounmpo Has Engaged Smash Mode
75
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 12, 2021
MLB
The Yankees And Astros Have Engaged In A Shirt-Based Beef
120
Comments
Tom Ley
July 12, 2021
MLB
Gerrit Cole Cussed A Bunch Then Went The Distance
18
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
July 11, 2021
MLB
Daniel Camarena Hit The Dumbest, Funniest, Best Home Run Of The Season
112
Comments
Tom Ley
July 9, 2021
NBA
The Suns Simply Have Too Much Juice
116
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 9, 2021
MLB
Nick Castellanos Hit A Drive Into Deep Left Field, Which Is How You Know Something Grave Has Happened
131
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 6, 2021
Tennis
Please Enjoy The Cartoonishly Pinwheeling Arms Of This Man Avoiding The Net
20
Comments
Giri Nathan
June 25, 2021
MLB
What’s With This Damn Kyle Schwarber And All The Dingers!
110
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 25, 2021
Internationals
Robin Gosens Beheaded Portugal, But Portugal Bared Its Own Neck
29
Comments
Billy Haisley
June 20, 2021
The Fights
There’s Gonna Be Three Hits: Me Hitting You, You Hitting The Floor, Also Me Hitting The Floor
34
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Patrick Redford
June 13, 2021
MLB
10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure
64
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Chris Thompson
June 10, 2021
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