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Chris Thompson
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MLB
Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting
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Lauren Theisen
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Life's Rich Pageant
Avoid The Long Burger
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Chris Thompson
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The Fights
MMA Fighter Loses Fight Due To Finger Falling Off And Getting Lost
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Patrick Redford
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Life Lessons
Food-Scented Candles Are An Abomination
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Laura Wagner
March 31, 2021
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Alex Smith Is Losing Healthy Legs At An Alarming Rate
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