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Life's Rich Pageant
“Heavy Meat Buildup,” And More Alarming Phrases From A USDA Inspection Of A Boar’s Head Plant
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Samer Kalaf
August 29, 2024
NBA
Nikola Jokic’s Gnarly Oozing Arm Wounds Are Getting Out Of Hand
129
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Chris Thompson
February 27, 2023
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
MLB
Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Avoid The Long Burger
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Chris Thompson
August 16, 2021
The Fights
MMA Fighter Loses Fight Due To Finger Falling Off And Getting Lost
96
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Patrick Redford
April 2, 2021
Life Lessons
Food-Scented Candles Are An Abomination
147
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Laura Wagner
March 31, 2021
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
114
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Alex Smith Is Losing Healthy Legs At An Alarming Rate
87
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Patrick Redford
December 8, 2020
