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Nikola Jokic’s Gnarly Oozing Arm Wounds Are Getting Out Of Hand
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Chris Thompson
February 27, 2023
MLB
Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2022
Back In The Merch Store: Defector Pride Shirts
Check out Defector’s pride shirts, with artwork from Archie Bongiovanni and Mattie Lubchansky! As always, the shirts are made in America and printed by a union co-op.
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Life's Rich Pageant
Avoid The Long Burger
267
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Chris Thompson
August 16, 2021
The Fights
MMA Fighter Loses Fight Due To Finger Falling Off And Getting Lost
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Patrick Redford
April 2, 2021
Life Lessons
Food-Scented Candles Are An Abomination
147
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Laura Wagner
March 31, 2021
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
114
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Alex Smith Is Losing Healthy Legs At An Alarming Rate
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Patrick Redford
December 8, 2020
