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Elder Wisdom
When The Toilet Rings, You Must Answer The Call
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Albert Burneko
September 24, 2024
Animals
A Huge Frickin’ Swarm Of Honeybees Came To My House!
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Albert Burneko
April 9, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Animals
Damn Us Both To Hell, The Carpenter Bees Are Back
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Albert Burneko
March 14, 2024
The Great Outdoors
I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By My Hated Foe, The Wind
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Albert Burneko
March 7, 2023
