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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Ill-Tempered For Chocolate Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 27, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Once Again Contends With Cake Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 3, 2023
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
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Would You Eat Your Chocolate Hand?
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May 24, 2022
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Allow Me To Explain Why Chocolate Soda Shouldn’t Exist
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Drew Magary
November 16, 2021