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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Defector

You DID Hear It From Us: There's Normal Gossip Merch

NEW NORMAL GOSSIP MERCH!

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Austin Powers's XK8 Union Jack Jaguar convertible at the New York premiere of "Austin Powers in Goldmember" with The Distraction logo at upper right.

Austin Powers in Goldmember – New York Screening – After-Party

Podcasts

Junior Year Abroad: The Return

Richard Staff is a <a href="https://twitter.com/RichardStaff" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">weapons-grade Twitter goblin</a> and hostage of the Mets. That is his real name.

Richard Staff

View from seats on the first-base side of Ebbets Field as the New York Giants and the Brooklyn Dodgers opened the 1939 baseball season, Brooklyn, New York, New York, 1939.

Ebbets Field Opening Day

The Last Of The Brooklyn Dodgers

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Soraya Roberts

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Brad Pitt is seen on the set of "Wolves" in Old Howard Beach on February 13, 2023 in New York City.

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Life Lessons

What Does Dressing My Age Look Like?

Visual Editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell.

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Dan McQuade

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - NOVEMBER 5: Damone Clark #33 of the Dallas Cowboys gets into an altercation with Jason Kelce #62 of the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on November 5, 2023 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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It’s Impossible To Be Mad About A Victory Over The Cowboys

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Heartburn

Elder Wisdom

I Am Now “Is This A Heart Attack?” Years Old

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Funbag

I Am Getting Old Man Skin And Don’t Care For It

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Luis Paez-Pumar

My Chemical Romance plays Barclays Center on September 11, 2022.

My Chemical Romance

Music

My Chemical Romance Never Died

Dwight Howard grimacing Dwight Howardishly next to the Distraction logo.

Philadelphia 76ers v Los Angeles Lakers

The Art Of Aging Gracelessly, With Ray Ratto

Promo picture of the stars of the TV show Yellowjackets.

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In ‘Yellowjackets,’ The Old Eat Their Young

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Titus Andronicus Made Me Feel At Home In The Mosh Pit Again

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I Hope I Get Old Before I Die

Author Chris Bosh, seen here during his playing days.

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Call Of The Ice Bath, With Chris Bosh

Jeanne Calment, the world's oldest woman, poses for photographers 20 February in Arles, southern France, a day prior her birthday. Calment will celebrate on Friday her 122nd birthday. (Photo by Georges GOBET / AFP) (Photo credit should read GEORGES GOBET/AFP via Getty Images)

JEANNE CALMENT-ANNIVERSAIRE

Old Things Are Old! That Includes You!

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