Nikola Jokic is now an NBA champion, and by the transitive property, so are his ginormous brothers, Strahinja and Nemanja, and his teeny-tiny daughter Ognjena. He held Ognjena throughout the trophy ceremony, putting his huge victory cap on her tiny head and facilitating a few other silly antics. She's a great sports baby, and I hope this title is her first of many.
Lovely. They can all mercifully go home and watch some horse racing. Thank you for your continued support of Defector. Everyone into the pool.
