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A $700,000 Home Fit For A Vampire

Don’t you want to live in a house that someone loved before you? Don’t you want to see that the shapes this house makes with its body were lived in and appreciated and taken good care of? I do! I want a house someone loved.

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A Million-Dollar Desert Home Where We Can Watch The Storm Roll In

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A $730,000 House To Ring In The Golden Age Of House Parties

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an art deco house rendered in artistic overexposed style

A $650,000 Home To Return To While The Senate Is Adjourned

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A $350,000 Townhome Where We Can Play Our Own Dirge

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A $459,000 House To Love And Let Go

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A $420,000 Mansion In Kansas That Whispers To Your Troubled Soul

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A $330,000 Earth-Sheltered Home To Hunker Down In

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A $650,000 Home In Lake Tahoe That Will Put A Curse On You And Everyone You Love

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A $635,000 Valentine’s Day Cottage For Smoochin’

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an overxposed artistic rendering of a pink cottage

A $150,000 A-Frame Home I Would Very Much Like To Have

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A $6 Million Home To Appreciate Living In D.C. And Not Threaten Democracy

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A $425,000 Townhouse For Every Mood We Might Have In 2021

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an artistic rending of an overexposed philadelphia townhouse

A $1.5 Million North Carolina Estate To Join Me On For Christmas

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an artist's rendering of a house nestled in the blue ridge mountains

A $369,000 Historic Home That’s Not Quite Right For Our Hallmark Fantasy

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an overexposed rendering of a brick house with a big porch and two turrets

A $985,000 Commune To Move To With All Our Pals

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An overexposed artist's rendering of a cabin with a porch

A $270,000 Georgia Home To Move Into And Rapidly Lose Your Mind

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artistic rendering of a house built into a hill

A $175,000 Maine House Good For Hauntings

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A $20,000 Small Town Church That Is Absolutely Haunted And Will Ruin Your Life

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A $2.5 Million Coastal Retreat That I Would Gladly Receive From The Devil Himself

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