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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Every time Brady is caught drinking or eating seeds in public, people are like ZOMG HE LET HIMSELF HAVE A CHEAT DAY! That’s all part of the TB12 brand. He makes you think that he spends 350 days a year sleeping in a sous vide cooker and eating vitamins on the cob, so that when he appears human for like half an hour, everyone is DAZZLED.

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Kansas City Chiefs

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Buffalo Bills

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Green Bay Packers

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New Orleans Saints

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Baltimore Ravens

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Cleveland Browns

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Los Angeles Rams

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Pittsburgh Steelers

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Seattle Seahawks

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Tennessee Titans

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Indianapolis Colts

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Chicago Bears

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Washington Football Team

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Miami Dolphins

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Las Vegas Raiders

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Arizona Cardinals

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New England Patriots

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Minnesota Vikings

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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Los Angeles Chargers

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