Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Every time Brady is caught drinking or eating seeds in public, people are like ZOMG HE LET HIMSELF HAVE A CHEAT DAY! That’s all part of the TB12 brand. He makes you think that he spends 350 days a year sleeping in a sous vide cooker and eating vitamins on the cob, so that when he appears human for like half an hour, everyone is DAZZLED.
