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The NBA’s Vaccine Decision-Making Doesn’t Need To Be So Complicated
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
January 22, 2021
Science
No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit
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Albert Burneko
January 19, 2021
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Animals
Joe The Pigeon Will Live
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Patrick Redford
January 15, 2021
Science
Coming Soon To A Treetop Near You: A Snake
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Patrick Redford
January 11, 2021
Science
Mankind One Step Closer To Dominion Over Star Juice
108
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Chris Thompson
December 27, 2020
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
114
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Interviews
A Geologist Rocks My World On Why Earth’s Tallest Mountain Isn’t So Obvious
183
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Patrick Redford
December 9, 2020
Science
New Videos Show The Dramatic Collapse Of The Arecibo Telescope
96
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Patrick Redford
December 3, 2020
Science
President-Elect Joe Biden Must Direct The National Ignition Facility To Fire 192 Lasers At My Solar Plexus
149
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Chris Thompson
November 24, 2020
Science
Arecibo Goes Dark
137
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Patrick Redford
November 20, 2020
Science
Who Should Get Credit For A Coronavirus Vaccine?
152
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
November 18, 2020
Science
They Made An Interactive Virtual Tokamak And Buddy, It Rules
70
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Chris Thompson
November 13, 2020
Interviews
An Astrophysicist Explains The Challenges Of De-Juicing The Baseball
66
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Chris Thompson
November 13, 2020
Science
Virgin Hyperloop Has Invented The World’s Crappiest High-Speed Rail
314
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 11, 2020
MLB
Baseball Should Kill The Baseball
151
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Chris Thompson
October 29, 2020
Science
Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit
113
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Tom Ley
October 22, 2020
Science
An Earth Robot Is Taking Soil Samples On An Asteroid Tonight And By God You Will Know About It
102
Comments
Chris Thompson
October 20, 2020
Science
The Nobel Prize Is Just One Front In The Extremely Fascinating CRISPR Wars
58
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
October 9, 2020
Science
Two Fusion Researchers Explain The Tokamak Reactor That I Want To Be Hurled Into
159
Comments
Chris Thompson
October 5, 2020
Science
If Scientists Are To Create And Harness The Unfathomable Power Of A Star, They Must Agree To Hurl Me Into It
158
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Chris Thompson
September 30, 2020
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