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Introducing: The Saint Cycle

There is nothing in baseball I love more than a perfect sacrifice bunt. Mainly, I love it because it’s so annoying. There is a runner on the bases already and the opposing team is stressed. We need runs, and our batter is not a Home Run Derby contender. The batter stands in the box and […]

Kelsey McKinney

Give Me More Awful, Stupid, Failed Video Reviews

Today’s Marlins-Mets Game Lasted A Whopping Seven Minutes

Marcus Stroman of the Mets stands on the mound while it rains.

Joe Musgrove Threw His No-Hitter With The Urgency Of A Man Who Really Had To Piss

Joe Musgrove #44 of the San Diego Padres after pitching a no-hitter against the Texas Rangers at Globe Life Field on April 09, 2021 in Arlington, Texas.

Ken Kendrick Is Just Another Rich Guy

Better Hate An Owner

Kelsey McKinney

Trevor Bauer Did This To Himself

Barry Petchesky

DENVER, CO - APRIL 2: Starting pitcher Trevor Bauer #27 of the Los Angeles Dodgers reacts after giving up a two run home run to Ryan McMahon of the Colorado Rockies during the seventh inning at Coors Field on April 2, 2021 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

I Can’t Believe This Didn’t Happen TO The Mets

Barry Petchesky

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 08: Michael Conforto #30 of the New York Mets celebrates after being hit by a pitch with the bases loaded to force in the winning run in the bottom of the ninth inning against the Miami Marlins at Citi Field on April 08, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)

Almost No One Alive Has Seen The Phillies Start 5-0

Dan McQuade

Photos of the 1915 Phillies

Keith Hernandez Explains The Story Of His Hungry Cat As There’s A Drive Into Deep Left By Dom Smith

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The Legend Of Akil Baddoo Grows By The Day

Akil Baddoo celebrates

What Exactly Is Donald Trump Upset About Here?

Donald Trump yelling something while posing for a photo with some Little League kids, in 2020.

The Oakland A’s Are Oakland Ass

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 05: Will Smith #16 of the Los Angeles Dodgers runs to third base after colliding with Matt Chapman #26 of the Oakland Athletics in the top of the eighth inning at RingCentral Coliseum on April 05, 2021 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Lachlan Cunningham/Getty Images)

Cleveland Reliever James Karinchak Has Some Neat Thoughts About Vaccines And Nazis

Pitcher James Karinchak #99 of the Cleveland Indians reacts after striking out Andrew Benintendi #16 of the Kansas City Royals to end the top of the ninth inning of the home opener at Progressive Field on April 05, 2021 in Cleveland, Ohio.

Complaining About Boston’s New Piss Jersey Might Just Be Pissing In The Wind

Fans Remind Astros Of Their Sins With Not One, But Two Trash Cans Thrown Onto Field

A stadium worker removes a large inflatable trash can prop from the field.

Private Choices Have Public Consequences

J.D. Davis, here missing a soft liner much as he misses the point of vaccination.

Let Us Have Ohtani

MLB Moves All-Star Game For Georgia’s Voter Suppression Law, Braves Immediately Throw Pathetic Hissy-Fit

White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

This Is So Stupid

A jersey of Eloy Jimenez, with his batting gloves, signed by his teammates and hung in the dugout during Thursday's season-opener.

Dumb Homer, Fun Homer

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