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Chris Thompson

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The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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School Bus Queue

FUCK YEAH! IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

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Suntan Lotion Popular on Florida Beach

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attends Kevin Hart hosts Mohegan Sun's 20th Anniversary Comedy All-Star Gala starring Sarah Silverman, Dave Attell, Margaret Cho &amp; more at Mohegan Sun on October 14, 2016 in Uncasville, Connecticut.

Kevin Hart Hosts Mohegan Sun’s 20th Anniversary Comedy All-Star Gala Starring Sarah Silverman, Dave Attell, Margaret Cho & More

I Have Passed On To My 9-Year-Old A Love Of Dirty Comedians