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College Football
An Eight-Lateral Touchdown Doesn’t Have To Count To Be Awesome
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Tom Ley
November 1, 2020
MLB
The White Sox Are Bringing Back This Old Bastard
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Tom Ley
October 29, 2020
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NBA
Utah Jazz Now Owned By Personification Of “Utah Jazz”
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Tom Ley
October 28, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Kid’s Well-Earned Vengeance
79
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Tom Ley
October 28, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Please Look After Your Football Coaches
103
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Tom Ley
October 27, 2020
NFL
Johnny Hekker Boomed The Bears Into Field-Position Hell
106
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Tom Ley
October 27, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Raiders Vs. COVID-19 Update: Currently Without Their Starting Offensive Line
84
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Tom Ley
October 22, 2020
Science
Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit
113
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Tom Ley
October 22, 2020
Defector Up All Night
The Time Has Come To Drink Two Beers And Chat About Game 1 Of The World Series
390
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Tom Ley
October 20, 2020
Defector At The Movies
This Shit Sucks
187
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Tom Ley
October 20, 2020
MLB
Imagine Trading This Guy
217
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Tom Ley
October 19, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Do A Good Sports Play, Do A Cool Prank, We’ll All Have Fun
112
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Tom Ley
October 16, 2020
NFL
Can You Even Bring Yourself To Care About Gregg Williams’s Bullshit Anymore?
147
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Tom Ley
October 16, 2020
Politics
Thank God I Stopped Gnawing On An Extension Cord Long Enough To Enjoy This Inspiring Message From Our President
182
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Tom Ley
October 6, 2020
NFL
Matt Patricia Has Made The Lions As Unlikable As They Are Bad
183
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Tom Ley
October 5, 2020
NFL
The NFL’s Hygiene Theater Now Includes Stupid Robots
103
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Tom Ley
October 1, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Some Epic Suggestions For How Joe Biden Can Epically Own Donald Trump At The Debate Tonight
264
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Tom Ley
September 29, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Can You Handle The Raw Posting Power Of A Monday Night Football And Stanley Cup Final Dual Open Thread?
402
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Tom Ley
September 28, 2020
NFL
Kyler Murray Is Different
75
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Tom Ley
September 28, 2020
Staff Chat
Come Chat With The Defector Staff
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Tom Ley
September 25, 2020
Life Lessons
Are You The “What?” Person In Your Relationship?
241
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Tom Ley
September 25, 2020
NBA
Jamal Murray Found Out Just How Much It Sucks To Run Into LeBron James
100
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Tom Ley
September 25, 2020
NFL
Jon Gruden Says He Caught The Coronavirus During His Quest To “Crush” The Coronavirus
95
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2020
NBA
What Was Mason Plumlee Doing?
81
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Tom Ley
September 21, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Robert Lewandowski Now Has 2 Adult Sons
92
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Tom Ley
September 18, 2020
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