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College Football
Football Doesn’t Love You Back
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Samer Kalaf
January 2, 2022
Year In Review
The Worst Tweets Of 2021
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Samer Kalaf
December 31, 2021
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NFL
Jaguars Give Urban Meyer The Boot
369
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Samer Kalaf
December 16, 2021
NFL
Micah Parsons Pounced On Taylor Heinicke
36
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Samer Kalaf
December 13, 2021
Capital
Hockey Team And Mortgage Company Partner Up To Humiliate Local Teachers
201
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Samer Kalaf
December 13, 2021
Announcements
Introducing ‘Namedropping,’ A Podcast About Names
252
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Giri Nathan
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Samer Kalaf
December 8, 2021
NFL
John Harbaugh’s Decision Accepted The Limitations Of “Next Man Up”
116
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Samer Kalaf
December 6, 2021
NFL
The Macpill Is Becoming Too Potent
133
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 16, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Barstool Sports Employees Decide The Paychecks Really Are Worth This
301
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 5, 2021
NFL
Henry Ruggs III Has To Live With This For The Rest Of His Life
295
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 5, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
The Case Of “Pole Assassin” And The Monkey-Child Halloween Incident
271
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Samer Kalaf
November 2, 2021
NFL
Titans Turn To Whatever’s Left Of Adrian Peterson
144
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 1, 2021
NFL
These Freaks Need To Be In The Same Room More Often
154
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 28, 2021
Media Meltdowns
In Hindsight, Maybe These Two Guys Shouldn’t Have Defended Jon Gruden’s Character On National TV
190
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 12, 2021
NFL
Humbled Urban Meyer Looks Like Absolute Shit As He Apologizes For Not Being A Family Man
327
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 4, 2021
MLB
AL Wild-Card Race Ends With Absolutely No Chaos
125
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 4, 2021
NFL
The Lions Have Streamlined The Process Of The Turnover
45
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
NFL
Urban Meyer Spotted Having A Grim Men’s Evening At His Ohio Steakhouse
453
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
College Football
Kentucky Cornered Florida Into A Trash Bin And Shut The Lid
56
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
NFL
What Does It Mean To Be Macpilled?
121
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 23, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Train Defeats Bike In Non-Conference Matchup
133
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 21, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Thom Brennaman Is Doing Some Reflection With A Cracked Mirror
134
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 17, 2021
NFL
Urban Meyer’s Word Has Plummeted In Value
136
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 15, 2021
NFL
Mark Davis Celebrates Raiders’ Victory While Looking Like Thanos In Miami
134
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Samer Kalaf
September 14, 2021
This Is So Stupid
In Year Two, Defector Will Be Pursuing The Following Ventures
268
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Samer Kalaf
September 10, 2021
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