The Worst Tweets Of 2021
9:46 AM EST on December 31, 2021
What is there to add as we look back on the terrible tweets of this year? Not much, so let's not waste time. Below is a non-exhaustive list of 2021’s worst tweets, each one horrid or banal in its own way. (You can find 2020's list here.)
The Falcons need to sign Stacey Abrams at quarterback.
— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) January 6, 2021
We will work with the community to design a new emote for the most hype moments on Twitch.
— Twitch (@Twitch) January 7, 2021
Wednesday was a sad day for America. Sports maybe now more than ever needs to be an outlet from the divide in this country. However #Phillies fans will not be happy with this news. The #Mets will be a better team in 2021, better than Phillies right now after this trade. https://t.co/zAr3hIlAcQ
— Howard Eskin (@howardeskin) January 7, 2021
We'd rather be lonely than with that mob. AXE condemns yesterday's acts of violence and hate at the Capitol. We believe in the democratic process and the peaceful transition of power. https://t.co/vX727ZfvS8
— AXE (@AXE) January 7, 2021
You can hate people without knowing them.
— BALLIFY NBANALOGIES 🏀✊🏿 (@BallifyNBA) January 12, 2021
Example: Hitler.
So yes, anyone can hate Kyrie without knowing him. It is humanly possible to do so. If you disagree, that means you think hating Hitler is also impossible.
— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) January 12, 2021
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” #MLKDay pic.twitter.com/Xlhb6xcDxH
— NFL (@NFL) January 18, 2021
McClain: Texans interviewed 9 candidates, 6 by Nick Caserio, before hiring Culley ttps://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/john-mcclain/article/McClain-coach-Leslie-Frazier-David-Culley-Texans-15902161.php?utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20(Premium)&utm_source
— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) January 28, 2021
Hey Curt: What Hall of Famer said 12 Swiss Jewish bankers ruled the world, the last 8 US presidents were “traitors” and AIDS was hatched in a Maryland lab in order to kill gays and blacks and still got 95.82 pct of the vote? A: Steve Carlton. P.S. I voted for him and for you.
— Bob Ryan (@GlobeBobRyan) January 28, 2021
No one in St. Louis is complaining about owner Bill DeWitt's refusal to add payroll tonight. The #STLCards are going for the jugular in the NL Central, and might as well put the champagne on ice now.
— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) January 30, 2021
Get your shot. I got mine!!! pic.twitter.com/hP1rDq5L7c
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) January 29, 2021
Rams fans, meet Stat Padford. It’s not a typo. That’s who he really is. https://t.co/oGpFHv7f99 pic.twitter.com/ihHV3ge8mv
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) February 1, 2021
Tried to the site but it doesn't have a login.@JohnClaytonNFL John, we can help you at Locast with your streaming. Visit https://t.co/JAXOUjCbIG and enter your log in address. We have technicians standing by tonight.
— John Clayton (@JohnClaytonNFL) February 5, 2021
No doubt in my mind this was a master plan to get Callaway out of Anaheim so they can try to make a monster offer to Bauer. Makes perfect sense now. Drop it on the heels of Porter and use it to get rid of the guy Bauer hates more than anyone
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) February 2, 2021
That's a lot of Super Bowls...#MadeInHappyValley#WeAre pic.twitter.com/4k2OyXuvEM
— Penn State Football (@PennStateFball) February 5, 2021
I know jack about sportsball But I know a single person with some clout in the NFL. So I thought — what the hell? — and emailed Robert Kraft. Subject line: mitzvah opportunity.
— Bari Weiss (@bariweiss) February 5, 2021
We have issued the following statement regarding the National Anthem. pic.twitter.com/7ZR7HXMW73
— Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) February 10, 2021
Imagine.. 1 lap to go in the #DAYTONA500 .. I been holdin my pee for 199 laps, I can’t hold it no more. I’m in first place. Final stretch I decide to pee a lil and @JeffGordonWeb passes me and wins.. he’s doin donuts and I got fresh hot piss on my jumpsuit. Pissed...
— Alvin Kamara (@A_kamara6) February 15, 2021
My love for music is INSANE!!! I think I’m going to do a album. Oh no I won’t be rapping or anything like that. I’m not crazy, I know what I’m great at, but I tell you one thing I do have. So many friends that can. 😉😁! Thinking out load 🤔👑💭.
— LeBron James (@KingJames) February 18, 2021
Amy Palcic. I was saddened when the Houston Texas fired you. The Jaguars did great hiring you. Yeh.
— John Clayton (@JohnClaytonNFL) February 23, 2021
The Male Gaze: the act of depicting women and the world from a masculine, heterosexual perspective that presents and represents women as sexual objects for the pleasure of the heterosexual male.
— Token CEO (@tokenCEO) February 23, 2021
Have you noticed this in TV shows and movies? pic.twitter.com/gMReBeQdop
I’m thinking like how PLANES hav 2 pilots for safety sake? How come passenger trains dont hav 2 drivers at the controls? U no...Just in case sumthin happns to a driver...Shudnt that be Mandated or Womandated for trains like it is for PLANES?
— Mychal Thompson (@champagnennuts) February 24, 2021
Pretty much all junk.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 14, 2021
QB1. pic.twitter.com/TuyrAcpoCM
— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) March 25, 2021
A great example to remind us that we rarely understand what other’s are dealing with. She doesn’t know that he is being smashed by a boulder and he doesn’t know that she is being bitten by a snake. Many coaching takeaways from this drawing. Don’t assume and ask better questions. pic.twitter.com/MBkW8VJx7T
— Andy McKay (@AndyMcKayHG) March 31, 2021
MLB and Democrats, it looks like you have struck out with your hypocrisy. pic.twitter.com/7KCW6xUcnA
— GOP (@GOP) April 6, 2021
Spoke to an AFC team executive. He had thoughts on what the #Eagles will do in the draft. I won’t share those thoughts because they’re just opinions and he doesn’t know who they’ll draft any more than you do.
— Rob Maaddi (@RobMaaddi) April 26, 2021
Random question of day: Why hasn’t Mel Kiper won the @ProFootballHOF Pete Rozelle Radio-Television Award, which is presented annually by the Pro Football Hall of Fame in recognition of longtime exceptional contributions to radio and television in football? Who’s more deserving?
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 5, 2021
holy. heck. The Fortress right now. much wow. very omg.
— Vegas Golden Knights (@GoldenKnights) June 7, 2021
How would the Left react if a gay football player came out and said he self-identifies as straight? Their heads would explode.
— Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) June 22, 2021
SHANNON AND I ARE ON VACATION ... BUT DON'T THINK I WON'T BE POSTING, KEEPING CERTAIN PEOPLE HONEST.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) July 26, 2021
Love the one you’re with. I dated hot women before marrying my wife.
— Omar Kelly (@OmarKelly) August 3, 2021
I’m happy with my choice and don’t look back. I picked the one that was right for me.
The Dolphins did the same thing. Stop thinking about another man’s wife. https://t.co/FimR3SaG0l
Another player I caught up with last night at Peyton’s HOF party—Tom Brady. Nothing but class! Taking a day to leave training camp to be there shows the love and respect they have for each other. We were competitors on the field but I have ultimate respect for Tom as well! pic.twitter.com/nZgnFWB42R
— Tony Dungy (@TonyDungy) August 9, 2021
marveling at Dick's== wow.. $DKS
— Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) August 25, 2021
So Navy fires offensive coordinator after losing to Air Force and starting season 0-2, meanwhile nobody has been fired over losing Afghanistan
— Lucas Tomlinson (@LucasFoxNews) September 12, 2021
Papi's Home. pic.twitter.com/iC5POdE3Bc
— Detroit Lions (@Lions) September 12, 2021
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 13, 2021
— Brian McCarthy (@NFLprguy) September 14, 2021
Rays announcer keeps saying that once Kirk dropped his scouting report on the field it’s fair game for Kiermaier to take it. What if a $100 bill fell out of Kirk’s pocket? Would that be fair game for Kiermaier to take too? What if it was a family portrait? He gets that too?
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) September 22, 2021
It’s TIME for NBA Cluntdiwn. A new era begins NOWWWWWWW!!!!! On ESPN!
— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) October 20, 2021
I’ve known Dave for 6+ years. In that time I’ve never known him to lie one time. About ANYTHING. Not once. Pretty remarkable for someone who lives their entire life in the public eye.
— CALEB PRESSLEY (@calebpressley) November 4, 2021
Theres no reason to think that what he says here isn’t also the 100% truth. https://t.co/iEddfLEWMK
I dont know Portnoy on a close personal level, but he is one of the most honest people I've ever met.
— Chief (@BarstoolChief) November 4, 2021
India invented chess. Invented Yoga. They even thought us how to count. Einstein said we owe a lot to the Indians. There is even a golden temple in India that feeds 100,000 people a day for FREE! Man, the Indians are fucking awesome!
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) November 4, 2021
If you are Indian, I say thank you ❤️ 🇮🇳
At this cancel culture rate.. no one will survive. Crazy!
— Jay Williams (@RealJayWilliams) November 9, 2021
Just a reminder that in a few months you'll be lying on your couch, bored out of your mind and begging for a NFL game. Any NFL game.
— Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) December 21, 2021
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