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College Basketball Isn’t Going To Handle This Any Better

College Basketball
Patrick Redford
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 12: The Gonzaga Bulldogs scrimmage during the Numerica Kraziness in The Kennel at McCarthy Athletic Center on November 12, 2020 in Spokane, Washington. (Photo by William Mancebo/Getty Images)

Arecibo Goes Dark

Science
Patrick Redford
This aerial view shows a hole in the dish panels of the Arecibo Observatory in Arecibo, Puerto Rico, on November 19, 2020. - The National Science Foundation (NSF) announced on November 19, 2020, it will decommission the radio telescope following two cable breaks in recent months which have brought the structure to near collapse. (Photo by Ricardo ARDUENGO / AFP) (Photo by RICARDO ARDUENGO/AFP via Getty Images)

Ronnie O’Sullivan Unleashes Big Fart, Misses Shot

Defector Up All Night
Patrick Redford
When you've farted

With The First Pick, Defector Selects … An NBA Draft Live Blog!

Defector Up All Night
Patrick Redford
during the 2013 NBA Draft at Barclays Center on June 27, 2013 in in the Brooklyn Bourough of New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

Fox Sports Dingus Blows Scoop On Giants Coaches Throwing Hands

Media Meltdowns
Patrick Redford
McIntyre's got this under control.

Rudy Giuliani Fights The Law, Law Wins

Defector Up All Night
Patrick Redford
CHARLOTTE, NC - AUGUST 27: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) In this screenshot from the RNC’s livestream of the 2020 Republican National Convention, personal attorney to U.S. President Donald Trump and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani addresses the virtual convention on August 27, 2020. The convention is being held virtually due to the coronavirus pandemic but will include speeches from various locations including Charlotte, North Carolina and Washington, DC. (Photo Courtesy of the Committee on Arrangements for the 2020 Republican National Committee via Getty Images)

Big-Time Asshole Gregg Marshall Will Get Paid Millions To Resign Following Abuse Investigation

College Basketball
Patrick Redford
LAHAINA, HI - NOVEMBER 21: Head coach Gregg Marshall of the Wichita State Shockers reacts during the first half of the game against the Marquette Golden Eagles during the Maui Invitational at the Lahaina Civic Center on November 21, 2017 in Lahaina, Hawaii. (Photo by Darryl Oumi/Getty Images)

The USMNT Gets A Step Closer To Solving Its “Who Scores The Goals?” Problem

Soccer
Patrick Redford
Gioacchini after the game.
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The Suns Are Betting On Chris Paul And Their 8-0 Run In The Bubble

NBA
Patrick Redford
LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA - AUGUST 10: Chris Paul #3 of the Oklahoma City Thunder is pressured by Jevon Carter #4 of the Phoenix Suns during the second quarter at The Field House at ESPN Wide World Of Sports Complex on August 10, 2020 in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

Aqib Talib’s Announcing Debut Was Good Fun

NFL
Patrick Redford
In the booth booth.

Kyler Murray And DeAndre Hopkins Combined For A Perfect Hail Mary

NFL
Patrick Redford
Through three dudes!

Was Tom Brady Crud Today?

NFL
Patrick Redford
The crud meter gives a reading.

Here Is The Most Futile Trick Play Of The Weekend, Possibly The Season, Maybe Even The Decade

College Football
Patrick Redford
The easiest score of his career.

Jim Harbaugh: The Problem With Jim Harbaugh’s Michigan Is Jim Harbaugh

College Football
Patrick Redford
ANN ARBOR, MI - NOVEMBER 16: Michigan Wolverines head football coach Jim Harbaugh watches the pregame warm ups prior to the start of the game against the Michigan State Spartans at Michigan Stadium on November 16, 2019 in Ann Arbor, Michigan. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

Sixers President: We Don’t Want To Associate Ourselves With Any Blue Collar Nonsense

NBA
Patrick Redford
Heck talkin' business on CNBC.

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Doing Something Bigoted With His “Evening Snack”

Racing
Patrick Redford
Josh Reaume during qualifying for the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series NextEra Energy Resources 250 at Daytona International Speedway on February 16, 2018 in Daytona Beach, Florida.

Let’s Remember A Great Tommy Heinsohn Quote

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Patrick Redford

Jon Rahm Nails An Absurd Skip-Shot Hole-In-One During Practice Round

Golf
Patrick Redford
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA - NOVEMBER 10: Jon Rahm of Spain celebrates with Rickie Fowler of the United States after skipping in for a hole in one on the 16th during a practice round prior to the Masters at Augusta National Golf Club on November 10, 2020 in Augusta, Georgia. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

VR Chat User Lovingly Recreates Four Seasons Total Landscaping As Virtual Furry Hangout

Defector Up All Night
Patrick Redford
Check out the level of detail.

Philip Rivers’s Tactical Starfish Maneuver Requires A Total Film-Room Breakdown

NFL
Patrick Redford
What a maneuver from Philip Rivers!