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Chefector

Jack Hughes Has Insulted Detroit-Style Pizza, And Therefore My Honor

January 6, 2022
NHL

Cower, Mortals, In The Face Of Evan Rodrigues’s Pittsburgh Penguins

January 6, 2022
NFL

Nothing To See Here, It’s Fine, They Zip-Tied It

January 5, 2022
NFL

That Was Pathetic!

January 4, 2022
NHL

I Grant You Permission To Care About These Boys At The World Juniors

December 23, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant

Let Me Be A Ham Sniffer

December 21, 2021
NFL

The Lions’ Win Over The Cardinals Was A Glitch

December 20, 2021
NHL

It’s Not Looking Great For The NHL In The Olympics

December 15, 2021
Pro Wrestling

Some Wrestling Matches I Liked This Year

December 14, 2021
NHL

Bruce! (Here He Is)

December 9, 2021
NHL

Trevor Zegras Invented A New Goal Out Of Sheer Stubbornness

December 8, 2021
NFL

What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?

December 7, 2021
NHL

The Canucks Finally Make A Change

December 6, 2021
NFL

Lions Overcome Being The Lions, Clump Dog Their Way To Victory Over Vikings

December 5, 2021
NHL

Canada’s Funniest Team, The Ottawa Senators, Are Up To Their Old Tricks

December 5, 2021
College Football

Holy Frickin’ Heck Michigan Kicked So Much Iowa Butt

December 5, 2021
Defector At The Movies

‘Licorice Pizza’ Brings A Rarer Kind Of Escapism Back To The Movies

December 2, 2021
NHL

The Brendan Lemieux Biting Saga Ends With The Best DoPS Video Yet

December 1, 2021
College Football

Brian Kelly’s Farewell To His Players Was As Weaselly And Hilarious As You’d Expect

November 30, 2021
NHL

Playing Against The Flames Sucks

November 24, 2021
NHL

The Senators’ Rebuild Is Far From Done

November 23, 2021
NFL

There Has To Be Someone Better Than Tim Boyle

November 22, 2021
NHL

How Did The Anaheim Ducks Get This Fun This Fast?

November 18, 2021
NHL

The Islanders Really Need To Come Home

November 17, 2021
NFL

How Do NFL Players Still Not Know That Ties Exist?

November 15, 2021
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