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Kelsey McKinney
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Podcasts
You Can’t Trust A Teen, But You Can Follow Their Gossip
48
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Kelsey McKinney
September 28, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Succumbs To Biscuit Week
270
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
September 26, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Zillowing Out
A $315,000 House Where We Can Hibernate For Winter
299
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Kelsey McKinney
September 24, 2022
Podcasts
How Many Cats Is Too Many Cats?
70
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
September 21, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week
313
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
September 20, 2022
NFL
Tom Brady Is Quiet Quitting
242
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Kelsey McKinney
September 18, 2022
College Football
Prayers Up For The Livers Of All Appalachian State Fans
135
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Kelsey McKinney
September 18, 2022
Podcasts
Can A Paper Cut-Out Be A Villain?
44
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
September 14, 2022
Podcasts
What Would You Do For Your Dream House?
52
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Kelsey McKinney
September 7, 2022
College Football
The College Football Season Already Has A Fake Fake Punt And A Puke-Six
72
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
September 2, 2022
TV
‘A League Of Their Own’ Is A Reminder Of How Little Women’s Baseball Still Has
64
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Kelsey McKinney
August 30, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $3.7 Million Home I Will Accept Out Of The Goodness Of My Heart
277
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
August 27, 2022
Podcasts
Please Do Not Put Your Poop In A Ziploc Bag
34
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
August 24, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $700,000 Home We Could Absolutely Fix If It Would Just Let Us
280
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
August 13, 2022
NFL
Tony Jefferson Has Seen The Light, Because He’s Wearing His Glasses Now
95
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Kelsey McKinney
August 11, 2022
Arts And Culture
The Money Is In All The Wrong Places
426
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
August 10, 2022
Arts And Culture
Is Everything Really Grayer Than It Used To Be?
235
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
August 9, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $678,000 House Where Creativity Goes To Die
276
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 30, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Start A Spotted Lanternfly Kill Log
208
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 21, 2022
NFL
What’s Up With Dan Snyder’s Yacht?
252
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 21, 2022
Arts And Culture
Is Anyone Famous Anymore?
244
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 19, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $32 Million Home Where We Can Befriend Some Rays
391
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 16, 2022
Rays Week
The Read Planet: Let’s Discuss ‘The Martian Chronicles’
91
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Kelsey McKinney
,
Barry Petchesky
,
Patrick Redford
, and
Chris Thompson
July 14, 2022
Rays Week
What Makes Autobiographical Writing Good?
134
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 13, 2022
Podcasts
Keeping The Gossip Good And Not Evil
45
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Kelsey McKinney
July 6, 2022
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