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Kelsey McKinney
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Soccer
A Reminder To Be Nice To Your Bros
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Kelsey McKinney
February 25, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Ways To Unwind, Ranked
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Kelsey McKinney
February 24, 2022
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Podcasts
Let’s Play ‘Spot The Scammer’
66
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Kelsey McKinney
February 23, 2022
Olympics
Mikaela Shiffrin Took Care Of Herself
151
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Kelsey McKinney
February 18, 2022
Podcasts
How Do You Convince People You Want To Gossip?
91
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Kelsey McKinney
February 16, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $5.9 Million Home To Lie To Ourselves In
324
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Kelsey McKinney
February 12, 2022
Media Meltdowns
‘Seattle Times’ Fires Kraken Beat Reporter And Her Former Colleagues Want To Know Why
228
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Kelsey McKinney
February 9, 2022
Podcasts
You Must Never Forget Your Nemesis By Proxy
74
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Kelsey McKinney
February 9, 2022
Olympics
Olympic Dog Lucy Attends Second Consecutive Winter Games
75
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Kelsey McKinney
February 6, 2022
Olympics
Please Do Not Show Me The Foreshortened Luge Athletes
178
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Kelsey McKinney
February 6, 2022
This Is So Stupid
To Stop The Creeping Liberalism Of Books, You Must Destroy The Cloud
243
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Kelsey McKinney
February 3, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Fine, I Will Coach The University Of Texas Football Team
118
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Kelsey McKinney
February 3, 2022
Podcasts
The First Rule Of Gossip Club: Never Text Your Mess
74
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Kelsey McKinney
February 2, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $900,000 (Maybe?) Home That Someone Loved Very Much
149
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Kelsey McKinney
January 29, 2022
Arts And Culture
Imagine If Celebrities Actually Cared About Art
473
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Kelsey McKinney
January 26, 2022
Podcasts
Today You Must Google Your Neighbors
93
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Kelsey McKinney
January 26, 2022
Defector Reads A Book
Here’s The First 2022 Selection For Defector Reads A Book
72
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Kelsey McKinney
January 21, 2022
Podcasts
Today You Are Allowed To Say Something Bitchy
74
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Kelsey McKinney
January 19, 2022
Zillowing Out
A $1 Million Haunted Elementary School To Fear
450
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Kelsey McKinney
January 15, 2022
Politics
Back To Normal Isn’t Enough
702
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Kelsey McKinney
January 14, 2022
Podcasts
Please Try Not To Become “Dickmatized”
64
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Kelsey McKinney
January 12, 2022
Interviews
A Zillowing Out Fan Builds A Home, Finds Love
140
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Kelsey McKinney
January 7, 2022
This Is So Stupid
My Friend Lindsey Vonn Never Texts Me :( [Update]
149
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Kelsey McKinney
January 6, 2022
Arts And Culture
No Wonder Left In World Now That Mysterious Book Thief Has Been Arrested
106
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Kelsey McKinney
January 6, 2022
Podcasts
Here, Have A Little “Gossiptonin”
121
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Kelsey McKinney
January 5, 2022
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