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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Overexplained Lists
New York Times Games, Ranked
336
Comments
Drew Magary
January 24, 2024
Funbag
The Trouble With Cris Collinsworth
690
Comments
Drew Magary
January 23, 2024
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NFL
I Am The Coach Now
333
Comments
Drew Magary
January 18, 2024
Funbag
Some Basic Rules For Proper AirPod Etiquette
622
Comments
Drew Magary
January 16, 2024
NFL
Kirk Cousins Has To Go
401
Comments
Drew Magary
January 12, 2024
Jamboroo
This Postseason, Root For The Money
468
Comments
Drew Magary
January 11, 2024
Funbag
The Cult Of The New Is Why Everything Feels So Old
586
Comments
Drew Magary
January 9, 2024
College Football
26 Years Later, Michigan Finally Bests Nebraska
224
Comments
Drew Magary
January 9, 2024
Jamboroo
What Happens When Players Start Opting Out Of The College Football Playoff?
448
Comments
Drew Magary
January 4, 2024
Funbag
I Have It On Good Authority
686
Comments
Drew Magary
January 2, 2024
Jamboroo
When Your Kids Are Kids Again
366
Comments
Drew Magary
December 21, 2023
Hater's Guide
The 2023 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
725
Comments
Drew Magary
December 20, 2023
Funbag
Put In That Mouthguard, Young Man!
641
Comments
Drew Magary
December 19, 2023
Jamboroo
I Don’t Want To Live In A World Where Mike McCarthy Has His Shit Together
318
Comments
Drew Magary
December 14, 2023
Funbag
Hear Me Out: Safe Bears
838
Comments
Drew Magary
December 12, 2023
Arts And Culture
Six Things You Are Not Allowed To Say To Me About ‘Godzilla Minus One’
194
Comments
Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
NBA
Can Anthony Davis Just Do That, Like, Every Game?
65
Comments
Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
College Football
I Can’t Be The Only One Who Thinks If The Troops Wanted To They Could Put Together A Football Team And Fail To Execute A Proper Tush Push
136
Comments
Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
Jamboroo
My Life As A GPS Dot
334
Comments
Drew Magary
December 7, 2023
NBA
In-Season Tournament Gets Everyone’s Attention With A Glaring Officiating Fuck-Up
137
Comments
Drew Magary
December 6, 2023
Funbag
Hoodie Addiction Is Real And Also Not My Fault
657
Comments
Drew Magary
December 5, 2023
Jamboroo
The Cranky Panthers Fan’s Guide To David Tepper
345
Comments
Drew Magary
November 30, 2023
Funbag
What Is The Hardest Sport To Cheat At?
883
Comments
Drew Magary
November 28, 2023
This Is So Stupid
After Defeating Ohio State, Michigan Faces The Ultimate Test: Iowa
169
Comments
Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
College Football
On Fourth And A Zillion, Alabama Crushes Auburn’s Spirits
104
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
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